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Stewy | 25 | they/them

[casarole76]

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[monamoni]

Yosemite Falls

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[animentality]

[aiden-morse]

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

[lesprisenpati-deactivated201805]

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

[unofficialdragon]

Aesthetic

[naruhodou-kun]

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

[turnabout4what]

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

[robin-never-dies]

well that was much shorter than usual

[tabbersnack]

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

[cabybapa]

i know a place! *brings you into my arms and hugs you*

[nickholmes]

[sandersstudies]

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

[krudman]

[chaoticgouda]

[heeleys-the-musical]

OP you missed my favorite part of the post where he cancels his barbecue and drinks a beer while watching the bomb technician, and then when they give the all clear they let him keep the empty shell so he PUTS HIS BEER IN THE BOMB AS A DRINK COZY

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[kvothes]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[sraithpics]

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

[sraithpics]

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

[jennifercheckwannabeme]

where?

[nivolumab000q-deactivated202506]

i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok

[coelii]

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

[coelii]

this came about because we were playing mario party last night and I used boo to steal a star and our son called me “elon musk” and when I asked why he said “because you didn’t earn that”

[brndnslvra]

on god