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How to be a Tweaking Gentleman

Good afternoon gentlemen!

I bring you our latest installment of how to be a tweaking gentleman… Hygiene.

Yes, wash your body.

Ranked as one of the top complaints by our female counterparts (the squishy ones that smell really good) hygiene with some of you is severely lacking! Get your asses to the showers, let the water hit you, USE SOAP, then put on clean clothes. For those with reading disabilities, I’ve provided a pictorial.

snorlax-and-co

sidetwackedsweetheart

This hit home

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theoldwizard-toof

story of my fuckin life

sidetwackedsweetheart

Yea.... how do I hang out with old friends when their idea of a smoke break is a cig, a bic, and puffing one down on the porch, in 4-7 minutes

& mine is a torch, bong/pipe , and blowing clouds (chasing dragons) in my bedroom....for as long as I possibly can.

Can anyone explain the social protocol to me?

yoursummerdreamz

sidetwackedsweetheart

🤪🧠💞

hotgirlrenae

Ellen Hopkins writes some really good books about drugs & addiction.

sidetwackedsweetheart

Too true.

If you know this life, you know it.

If you don’t, stfu.

#tampa tweakers #tweaker problems #tweaker girls #crystal meth #methamphetamine #spun girls #spun af #blow clouds #tweaker nation #drugs #addicted #addiction #struggle #mental health #legit

rudeboysearchesforchill-deactiv

If I'm tweaking don't let me do anything longer than two hours.

Not sex, not blogging, not stripping copper wire, Not Cleaning, I’ll get stuck and be hurting the next week lol. Thank you

#hot ice69 its hilarious #crystal meth #drugs #methamphetamine #clouds #tweaker friends #spun af #florida tweakers #tweaker family #tweaker problems #tweaker nation #tweaker girls #babysiting friends

rudeboysearchesforchill-deactiv

If I'm tweaking don't let me do anything longer than two hours.

Not sex, not blogging, not stripping copper wire, Not Cleaning, I’ll get stuck and be hurting the next week lol. Thank you

#babysiting friends #drugs #crystal meth #methamphetamine #spun af #clouds #tweaker friends #florida tweakers #tweaker family #tweaker problems #tweaker nation

teaxstains

wavybabii25

Neither do older or younger ones.

sidetwackedsweetheart

That’s what girlfriends are for

#tweaker girls

smokexthatxshitxbro-deactivated

THE DOPE COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shalt only smoke the dopest dope. 2. Seek ye only shards that are fire. 3. Gather your lighters like I have gathered my sheep. The more the merrier. Furthermore, never let your fire runneth out. 4. Twist and twirl your pizzo so you do not burneth your shit. 5. Love thy neighbor but DO NOT loveth the evil souls known as knocks. 6. For the knocks are the sneakiest of snakes and will only try to deceive you and lead you astray. 7. Do not forget to nourish your body with fruits and grains that I have lovingly provided. 8. Thou shalt stay hydrated. 9. Thou shalt rest on the seventh day. 10. My children, I have saved the most important commandment for last, thou shalt always keep a secret personal stash to feast upon.

baby-tweakz

I need to eat. Blah. Idk what though.

iceybitch26-blog

Love it

#tweaker love #tampa tweakers #tweaker nation #crystals #methamphetamine #spun af #spun girls #spun fun #tina #meth #crank #ice #smokers #drugs

burnt-out-angel

What addicts want normal people and those who love us to know

1. We are not stupid, we’re well aware of the damage. We know that what we are doing is killing us. We know that we are hurting people. We are aware of how society sees us. We know.

2. ADDICTION IS NOT ENJOYABLE. We are not “partying” or having a good time. The party ended a long time ago. We’re fucking miserable. Many of these drugs were never party drugs to begin with. It might seem fun and exciting the first week or month, but it quickly becomes a chore.

3. We don’t keep using just because we want to get high all the time. We use to not get sick and just to function normally in our daily lives. After awhile, we’re not thinking “how am I going to get high today?” We’re thinking “how will I be able to get to work today?” And then the reason we relapse is because we can’t remember surviving without it.

4. We have massive amounts of guilt, shame, and low self-esteem. We don’t need to be called “pieces of shit” and “scum junkies” because we already feel that way about ourselves every day!! The disease tells us not to care when we lie to and steal from friends and family. The disease makes us selfish. But we are human and we feel terrible about it. We aren’t psychopaths and are more than capable of feeling remorse. The more selfish acts we engage in, the worse we feel about ourselves. But we compulsively keep dragging ourselves through dirt.

5. It has absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone else. You didn’t cause it, you can’t control it, and you can’t cure it. It is no one’s fault and you did not fail as a sister/brother/mother/father/aunt/grandpa/best friend. When we lie to or steal from you or choose drugs over you, it is nothing personal. It does not mean we don’t still love you. When the disease takes over, it doesn’t necessarily want to hurt you. It just assigns everyone the same value so they are neutral/irrelevant. Someone in active addiction is stuck in a completely internal thought process that completely blocks out the existence of other people.

6. The drug is stronger than love and values like family and friendship and that’s why we’ve chosen it over you. That is the unfortunate truth. That’s why we find a higher power in recovery, because no human power or emotion can fight off the drug on its own.

7. While addiction makes us choose the drug, we NEVER chose the addiction over you. Addiction is miserable and we don’t want it. The addiction chose us.

iceybitch26-blog

I wish my parents would read this

sidetwackedsweetheart

Replace those no more smoking cigarettes campaigns with this