rooftops.

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[sagetheunwise]

Spiders Georg (2027) would kill me.

[qqchurch]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[gaslit-dipshits]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[johannestevans]

Does every event like. HAVE to have a DJ now? Was there some sort of decree passed while i wasn't looking? Has a lobbyist group taken down-on-their-luck DJs under their umbrella and begun championing their rights? Is it like jury duty? Are these people just sent a summons and a sound deck?

[johannestevans]

Understandable places for there to be a DJ:

- wedding

- club social

- b'nei mitzvah

- quinciñera

- school disco

- rave

Places there may now suddenly be a DJ, for some reason:

- events at the museum

- coffee shop

- village fête

- the gym

Places DJs will begin spawning next:

- the bank?

- Tesco??

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every Porsche vehicle in Russia stopped working, for reasons that are unclear but apparently related to their anti-theft satellite connection, and I need everyone to understand that this is bad.

it's bad if this was intentional and a company can just decide to brick your car remotely whenever they like. it's bad if this was accidental and your car needs a constant connection to a satellite or it stops functioning.

it's bad even though it's Porsche because if they can do it to rich people with luxury cars they can do it to anyone. it's bad even though it's Russia because a) not every Russian is responsible for the acts of the Russian government and b) if they can do it in Russia they can do it anywhere.

this is not a "lol Russia get pwned" moment, this is another example of corporations ending the concept of ownership.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[lynxexists980]

I would have probably not said anything but the only people talking about this are all racist as shit.

If you are using Henry Nowak's death to 'prove' that white people are somehow oppressed fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

You are actively going against his families' wishes. They have literally stated they do not want his death to be used to create division.

Don't compare it to George Floyd I know for fucking certain you did not give a shit about George Floyd you have no right to compare it to George Floyd when I can tell you did not care. Don't say shit like white lives matter you fundamentally misunderstand why black lives matter exists as a movement. I know for certain you people would not care if he wasn't white.

The police can still be to blame without it being that they have some anti-white bias. Maybe we should consider the fact that the police have the power to arrest someone who is dying and that maybe they shouldn't have that power.

Yes the police are to blame for his death, they were negligent. Doesn't mean it's some reverse racism bullshit.

I hope he rests in peace. Im so so sorry the far right only saw your death as cannon fodder to be racist.

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[custer-mp3]

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

[custer-mp3]

Lock That Fucking Thang Up

[eggboob]

to be honest i just feel like letting dogs anywhere near any other living thing is a bad move and we should probably put them all in space without spacesuits

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[polishwave]

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.