[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

[ripmyfictionalfriends]

me for the past year or so

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[dirtsnakes]

spotify wrapped is coming up so heres the obligatory PSA: i care. i want to see it. mutuals, post it. rando’s? let me know!!!! you listen to that? fuck me too! i care i care! post them!

[r4cs0]

[1anonyymous1]

can we lay in the grass and stare at the moon or is that lame

[memewhore]

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

i hate when people say “tell me about yourself” like bitch my personality changes with whatever book i’m reading because i absorb the personality of the protagonist idk what to tell you

[seravph]

watching a movie and it’s like. oh this has chronic made by a man syndrome

[oaluz]

Ask Polly: How Am I Supposed to Make Friends in My Late 20s?

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Salem Saberhagen, everyone.

[weirdnessisgood]

[beardhairdontcare-deactivated20]

Anyways, here’s wonderwall.

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

[foulserpent]

*evil rancher approaching the plucky 11-14 year old protagonist to offer to buy her pet semi feral wild stallion, who is stubborn but she gradually befriended with her persistence and kind heart and wouldnt sell for all the money in the world, in order to use him in cruel horse races for personal gain voice* mighty fine lookin hawse youve got there