[sierra-violet]

A gravity falls/ the hitchhikers guide crossover fic involving young Stan in space with a truckload of his fucked up shammies "sir! Sir! Do YOU know where your towel is?!"

Possibly with Zaphod helping him, possibly chasing his ass around the galaxy after revenge for staining both his heads pink

[blueey-jayzilla]

Home run show fr

[kianamaiart]

this is incredible

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[babycharmander]

[ID: A stock image of an open tin can with no label on a white background. /end ID]

[meiyinart]

War

[brayexoscience]

I just love how all the women around Carl are just idk really comfortable with being physically affectionate and physically comforted by him?

Donut who is cool with being cradled like a baby by him and him shoving his face in her fur?

Imani just embracing him and crying into his shoulder?

As Signet woke up and and just wanted to hold his hand and rest her head on his shoulder?

Katia letting him take her hands in his and be pressed forehead to forehead?

They just all feel safe with him and I just really love that about him.

[arlin-mp3]

happy pride monthhh :D

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[fesenmoon]

it's real sweet to grow old

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free

[killergirlfuria]

Fun fact! Demanding updates is also likely to make authors delay them, either out of spite, or because you bring their mood too low to effectively write!

For me it causes both <3

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[theconcealedweapon]

This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".

The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.

When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.

They're not even trying to make sense.

[kosmogrl]

[beybuniki]

the paws that’s how I draw my chibisssss