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A dream is a succession of images, dynamic scenes and situations, ideas, emotions, and sensations that usually occur involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.

#m*a*s*h #video #oh I’m SICK #really really good video op

technofinch

I have GOT to stop spending $30

funkmclovin

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

#I remember when $20 was the new $5 #inflation has gone craaaazy

frankensteinanddavis

hawkeye pierce - "being alive", company (stephen sondheim)

#honestly how dare this be the first thing on my dash #I came here to have a good time and am honestly feeling so attacked rn #m*a*s*h

I’m truly astonished by how bad the lyrics in these new musicals are

#sometimes riley speaks #I’m watching the Tonys right now and…………. woof

transmechanicus

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

#laugh tag #what a good post #today was a real Something Bagel day

dumnslut

going on one (1) date and immediately spiraling after about your life… normal?

#sometimes riley speaks #my first first date #it was fine!#though I was very critical of myself #sometimes I think I don’t know how to be a person #and was very much feeling that tonight #but! I did it!#and no one can take that away from me

I started doing fencing classes at the start of this year, and it really does feel like my body is punishing me for working out more. I’ve never had more issues

#sometimes riley speaks #my calves are TIGHT #my feet are IN PAIN #my shoulders TIGHT #everything in my body is TIIIIGHT #and I need to stretch more #but still!

msnbcpundit

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

apjvff

my weapon of choice during school yard fights

almostvivian

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

allisquish

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

riskpig

I’ll allow it.

sensitive-inferno

I have but two words:

durnesque-esque

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

kaleymonster

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

riskpig

Perfection.

medinaquirin

@anotherspecter

biglawbear

I ride into battle on one of these

bardicknowledgeblogger

Animal Companions

techcat

Fresh combat

themetaisawesome

Monks have to use these

ariassong

Wizard’s Spell book

ariassong

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

kalkris

THE B A R D

bardicknowledgeblogger

It got better since I last saw it

unfortunatelyimaginary

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

thegirlinthebyakko

Currency

bfleuter

Dungeon:

katedrawscomics

the party embarks upon a laser quest

signalboobs

#dnd #hey my work is relevant!

themaveriqueagenda

it's weird that "i'm nonbinary, but i have a job" was turned into a "lol, being nonbinary is super unprofessional" meme rather than an actual conversation about nonbinary employment discrimination.

#I hate this joke so much I have never liked it I have always hated it #denying exploring your gender because you’re employed and it would ruin things #babes… the tv… it’s glowing #I get that maybe it was about dealing with that grief #but it has turned into another arrow in the ‘non-binary is childish’ arsenal #‘I’m not non-binary I have a job’ jokes that have gone around #non-binary baristas and such #non-binary roommates named Sock that don’t wash the dishes #like okay my identity is a joke to you I get it #something only childish people with no real responsibility have #Idec if I’m reading too much into this #it is that deep TO ME #there are non-binary people with jobs who are discriminated against at work and face transphobia and they are still non-binary #what now

signalboobs

can finally delete my project hail mary filter… only two months late to the party

signalboobs

after going in during a very cloudy rainy day and watching a dark space movie, the experience of opening the door to the theater to be met with sunshine and grass and trees right outside the window was so moving. the setting sun coming in through the windows, lighting up the hallway… man………….. i love earth

#sometimes riley speaks #the new bam theater is really nice!!!!

can finally delete my project hail mary filter… only two months late to the party

#sometimes riley speaks #I liked it!#loooong movie tho #was def feeling the run time #project hail mary

I need the ai bubble to burst noooooowwwwwwwwwww

#sometimes riley speaks #I can’t take it anymore

borzoibabe

did you know?

- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu

- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets

- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.

- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.

- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.

- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.

- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.

- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.

-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.

- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.

- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.

- i am the manager.

- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.

#posts that make you want an omelette real bad #my condolences to service workers eeeeeverywhere tho #gods strongest soldiers

wizardpostsdotorg

made the most unappetizing and non-food coloured cup of tea of my life.

mushrooms, blueberry tea, coconut milk, honey. i cannot describe the flavour other than.. floral wood? 1/10 would not reccomend. i have named it the gnomes laundry water.