I’m truly astonished by how bad the lyrics in these new musicals are
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I’m truly astonished by how bad the lyrics in these new musicals are
Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels
going on one (1) date and immediately spiraling after about your life… normal?
I started doing fencing classes at the start of this year, and it really does feel like my body is punishing me for working out more. I’ve never had more issues
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
@anotherspecter
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
THE B A R D
It got better since I last saw it
This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun
it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age
Currency
Dungeon:
the party embarks upon a laser quest
it's weird that "i'm nonbinary, but i have a job" was turned into a "lol, being nonbinary is super unprofessional" meme rather than an actual conversation about nonbinary employment discrimination.
can finally delete my project hail mary filter… only two months late to the party
after going in during a very cloudy rainy day and watching a dark space movie, the experience of opening the door to the theater to be met with sunshine and grass and trees right outside the window was so moving. the setting sun coming in through the windows, lighting up the hallway… man………….. i love earth
can finally delete my project hail mary filter… only two months late to the party
I need the ai bubble to burst noooooowwwwwwwwwww
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
made the most unappetizing and non-food coloured cup of tea of my life.
mushrooms, blueberry tea, coconut milk, honey. i cannot describe the flavour other than.. floral wood? 1/10 would not reccomend. i have named it the gnomes laundry water.
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
posts i can only make today
FINDING THE MOST DEVASTATING SONG FOR YOUR OC
we watched the importance of being earnest with ncuti gatwa and eliza scanlen and oh my god like truly
i've changed as a person i think that was a life changing piece of art. goddamnit
they said vaguely incestuous bisexual ot4 represent it's like i'm there
violently horny for burt reynolds