Standing In Line At The Mind Cinema

[gloryofnegativity]

i am not abusing a substance. i am in a committed relationship with the substance. i treat the substance with respect. i’m settling down with the substance. starting a family with the substance. buying my first house with the substance. no i wouldn’t abuse a substance

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[bakwaaas]

if I was a deer bleeding out on the side of the highway would you stop to try to save me even though we both know deep down it’s too late

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[sphingidaes]

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

[subjectverb]

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

[blemgoid]

people are always talking about how they accept & support neurodivergent people but still jump and gasp when they notice me lurking in the shadows

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[human-pet-they]

i bet it feels good as fuck for a visual novel character to appear in silhouette with their name given as [???]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(abruptly snapping into my new character, guy who lights his whole house with phone torches) honey we have got to get another phone for the guest room. i can't see shit in there

[femmeslash]

trinity of litanies against Bad Posts

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,