laney

heyyy!! my name is silena but i mostly go by laney. i post a lot of incorrect quotes and stuff like that. i like 9-1-1, percy jackson, all for the game, marvel, and much more. i hope you like my account!!!

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[ilya-sweetheart]

Harris starts a new trend called “Hot Takes with Hollander” and it’s just random candid clips of things Shane Hollander believes wholeheartedly (ft. centaurs)

— —

“man, i can’t wait for thanksgiving! what pie is your favourite, hollzy?”

“fruit should not be hot” (walks off screen)

— —

“hey, has anyone seen my toothbrush? it’s purple” (rookie panicking, looking through his bag)

“why the fuck would you have a purple toothbrush?! that’s just fucked up”

“wh-what..?” (absolute look of confused hurt)

“the only acceptable colours for a toothbrush is blue or green. don’t worry - when we land, i’ll get you a new one” (deadpan as hell)

“…thanks hollzy”

“no problem, rook”

— —

“now who in their right mind would drink fanta lemon when the regular fanta exists? what the fuck ilya?!” (husband hollzy organising the fridge)

“i like it”

“well…okay baby, but keep it away from my ginger ale. they go on separate shelves - here i’ll show you” (video cuts out)

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[lol-dead-as-hell]

Simon tries on Grace’s glasses

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[homophobla]

[chespinblue]

gif is funny and i like winter and snow

[homophobla]

that's nice

[mephistopheles]

the issue is i fear that you all love gay people. but you do not consider gay women to be gay. or people.

[halethleia]

[alexisneverokay]

things that trinity and dennis 100% have in their apartment:

-height chart on one of the doorframes marked by highlighter pens. everyone who has visited is on it, samira, mel, javadi, joy, emma etc...

-a piece of halloween caution tape on that same doorframe placed at exactly 6 foot tall so trinity can check if any of the men dennis might get with are lying about their height.

-one of those behaviour charts for them and their friends on nights out. you can have your polaroid moved from angel all the way down to jail, or hell, depending on you behaviour. trinity insisted on adding langdon even though hes never been out with them, and they didn't have a photo of him, so she drew him.

-a stock photo of a random man that they cut out from their boiler manual stuck to the wall in the bathroom. it's unsettling, but he's "part of the family now"

-a rainbow donkey pinata called dave that dennis got too emotionally attached to to ever break.

-a framed threatening letter they got from one of their bills companies when they were slightly late with a payment. it's decorated with stickers and glittery gel pens.

-a glow in the dark keyring shaped like a sperm hanging off of one of the light switches- dennis got given it at a PTMC fundraiser thing for sex education. trinity calls it his "pet sperm" because they drew eyes on it.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[baby-yoda-is-baby]

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

[limbosava]

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

[staticandlove]

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

[ashestoashesjc]

[colorousme]

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

[clownsnake]

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

[jollysunflora]

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

[skullamity-deactivated20250823]

[crankyteapot]

[judgejudyofficial]

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

[digitaldiscipline]

hand in unglovable hand