[knitmeapony]

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

[pansyfemme]

the idea of tumblr being dead is so funny to me because it’s the only social media where i actually feel like other people are online at the same time

[pansyfemme]

when i scroll through most other social media i feel like im just seeing ghosts.. posts from the past week instead of the past minute. i can actually watch people log on and off here and it feels like it matters

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[nyanbinyuri]

[sunder-the-gold]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Money need to stop spending me

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[void-enthusiasts]

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

[todayiwrotenothing]

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

[breath-of-dancing-flame]

Siamo tutti un pò Homer

[valtsv]

i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[amygdalae]

[fatherguido-sarducci]

[bpdcrybaby213]

Humans are disappointing and no one is really your friend.

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

Hang on I need to look something up

[yourfavoritehouseplant]