ice ducks

Saer•31•pens lesbian two big horses going at it behind the net

[mythmagicetc]

if your mutuals are watching a hockey game you will NOT be told:

who is winning

the score

what goalie interference is

you WILL be told:

everyone involved needs to die

sidney crosby is older and more beautiful

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

I’ve also learned a lot about which hockey people the mutuals think should fuck

[idontlikeem]

100 goals / 500 goals

🎶 does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

[idontlikeem]

and another 500 goals...

🎶 even when the night changes, it will never change me and you.

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[onlymosalah]

“my favourite athlete would never do this” these are millionaire men with power who think they can get away with anything. you don’t know them and they’re all capable of it.

[tanadrin]

Congrats to Grazer, Fat Bear Week champion of 2023. May her rule for the coming year be benevolent and just.

[not-your-lawyer]

An absolute queen:

[hunterrrs]

oh???

follow-up to:

[hunterrrs]

more context:

[avoicefromthestars]

we have GOT to get her a hobby. a deck of cards even.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

i love this website

[suiheisen]

it’s happened… sidney crosby manga debut (jp / en)

[dadvans]

yeah we took your hockey boyfriend and pressed him between pages of a book. yeah he’s someone’s sempai in a manga now. sorry

[sapphling]

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[hunterrrs]

“it’s crazy 😍”

the fact he can make hearteyes with sid’s nasty jock behind him

[utopians]

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

[lettucemakar]

the NHL really is just "wanna watch the most entertaining sport in the world? and while we're at it, also make you deeply question your morals every couple months?"

[ianwrighty]

Okay I saw that hockeyblr wag post going around too and was like people are interacting with this bullshit? But also I struggle to put into words exactly why it’s so misogynistic and I’ve been trying to explain but I keep feeling like I fall short on the explanation. Would you be able to put it into words better?

ok I'm not too sure if I'll be any better since I am still quite sick and I've just woken up from the most terrible nap of my life. I think the reason it can be confusing is there are some fundamental truths within there it's just... twisted in the most misogynistic and yet progressive speak way possible

yes we've all noticed and talked abt the 'intricate rituals' the fact that men use sports as a way to gain physical contact and affection from other people which is deemed unacceptable in normal society. some of the athletes who do this are queer, some extremely repressed or in the closet. it's fine to point out how toxic masculinity and homophobia affects men particularly in traditionally masculine sports like hockey, football, etc

however I think fundamentally the problem that I and a lot of other ppl have with that post is that it completely dehumanises women. like jesus fucking christ the phrase 'wag industrial complex' makes my skin crawl. u are talking abt real people, real fucking women here. they talk abt how wags all look the same but instead of even a single drop of sympathy for women who are forced into these incredibly narrow gendered beauty standards or how men actively look for women who look a particular way. they phrase it as if the men in question have no power or agency rather than being the ones who usually are actively enforcing and benefitting from these standards, not the victims of it. and it seems to actively demonise women for adhering to these beauty standards, as if they're forcing themselves onto these poor secretly queer suffering men.

I think the way they fall short is that they seem to be talking abt this entire issue whilst ignoring power and control. wags tend to fit into a very particular look bc these very rich cishet men have power and control and can very carefully filter out any woman who doesn't look like that. the amount of abuse and cheating we find out from these men... like think for more than a single second and u can see who holds all of the power in these relationships.

and this is also just a side point but the op seems to suggest that since there are a lot of out queer women in hockey the same is applicable to men's hockey which... it doesn't take a fucking genius and a half to realise why queer women are attracted towards a stereotypically 'masculine' sport (not just hockey, but football, american football, etc)

so yea sorry this was slightly rambling and perhaps a bit confusing but yea basically it's quite misogynistic. I think it's quite shocking that women in particular seem to be making posts like that but then again with how genuinely dehumanised ppl treat the wives and girlfriends of male athletes (and male celebrities in general) I'm not actually that surprised. men can be in depth complex people to write sports yaoi abt but their real life spouses? just a 2d blonde demon there to destroy ur men's queer dreams ig

[dildodom]

[sox-andthecity]

[memories]

My body is but a #evgeni malkin temple.