hii :3

he/him, adult, silly :3

[worldworldworldworld]

September 12, 2015

[anxiety-catz]

Happy pride month

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[lsbnfinn]

pricefield my beloveds

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[artemis-heart-emoji-heart-emoji]

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

[yenthecat]

I am cheering you on!!

[sonic-colours]

contender for stupidest fucking line in sonic history

[freshlydelivereddarce]

close second

[yeyuannnnn]

普通的一天

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[tall]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[soup-mother]

Age regressing my marine scientist girl by telling her we've only explored 4% of the ocean instead of 5%

[jaypilled]

are those my only options