hii :3

he/him, adult, silly :3

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[dogpuppy]

[chiyo-mihama]

FISH + FISH = FISHY

FISHY + FISH = FISHY FISH

FISHY + FISHY = TUNA

TUNA + FISH = TROUT

are you writing this down

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[maggotmuncher0]

i bought a new lavender pencil (or "Bright Lilac" or whatever)

[delicate-viscera]

what if she was a mousegirl and her name was hatsune squeaku

[sstutterbutter9000-blog]

La la la Lala la la la la la laaaaaa

[lleyksie]

moles, moles, moles.

[filia-floris]

Yummies

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[kintsugizh]

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[menherafag]

[knockknockitsnickels]

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me