God I Need To Get Florted

HDG sideblog for disappearedinthewoods. I’m Allie, She/they. I’m transfem, but if you’re shitty about transmascs like so many transfems on here are, fuck off. This includes using the tma/tme bullshit.

[agvantibo]

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.

[sillyflort]

Oh so keeping humans as pets is ‘sexy’ and ‘fun’ when hot plant aliens do it, but when I, Human Pet Guy

[royalfurtherevenmore]

Me, getting into HDG: oh hey this looks neat, and its right up my alley, I love puppygirl and petplay stuff!

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[royalfurtherevenmore]

*Starts absentmindedly sucking my fingers and stuff when reading little sprout fics*

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[floracompacttoday]

I want to turn an adorable petal into a small leaky mess~ Making cute sounds as they try to cover their adorable blushing face. So fuzzy minded that they can’t even keep their tongue in their mouth anymore <3

[sillyflort]

Please please please please please

[milkyhoneybee]

Someone drug me and fuck me, keep me confused and dipping in and out of consciousness, so pliant and easy to manipulate

Just a couple of drooling holes and gropeable tits unable to do anything but be used

[sillyflort]

I think I would immediately fall for the first affini to call me petal tbh

[himbo-deficient]

Is it weird for me to say that I find people who finish too fast really cute? Especially when they cum untouched or from really light stimulation. Like wow, you really couldn’t help yourself could you? It just felt too good didn’t it? No, no don’t be embarrassed, it’s okay, really!

It’s normal for cute little inexperienced pups like you to finish early. Getting all worked up for me must’ve made you so sensitive.

Come here, let me pull your pants down. Oh buddy, you made such a mess! Here, let’s get these boxers off… There, that’s better, isn’t it? So much more comfortable without these covering you up.

How about you sit on my lap, catch your breath for a bit? Dont be shy now, just let me hold you... There we go. This is nice, isn’t it? You can just rest your head in the crook of my neck.

…Hm? Is the rocking bothering you? Does it hurt? Aww, I know, I know. Just let it out baby, you don’t have to worry about being noisy with me. All those pretty little whimpers are like music to my ears.

That’s it… Starting to feel good, right? Atta boy…Grind your hips against mine, just like that… I’ll take such good care of you, trust me.