Mikey-Wants-To-Help

I am always here● I do dumb shit● might take you in as a "child" but really ill make you demon spawn● I die every now and then● feel free to ask anything● I love all of you even if I don't say it●

[sillylittle-man]

Hi there people of tumblr,

I'm Micheal but you can call me Mikey.

Most of the time I post shit posts and lame things that make no sense.

This blog is a safe place for any person who needs to talk about something going wrong in their lives or anything else that might be bothering them.

You can DM me or ask (of course it can be anonymous) and I'll try to help you out to the best of my abilities.

Whether you are a young kid, teen, or an adult I am wiling to help because I honestly care.

Please don't explicitly talk about NSFW things if you interact with this blog. Speaking up against bad things is totally fine but I want this blog to be safe for minors so please be aware of that.

Also, please be kind. Homophobic langauge, racist langauge, sexist language, or anything else relating to those things are not allowed within the corners of this blog.

Now a little bit about me but using user boxes because I don't know how to describe myself:

[sillylittle-man]

bucket

[mosspajamas]

I love when a story is like "this person/group of people is/are immortal. it has taken a toll." and then shows you the most fucked up person/people you ever did see

[writergeekrhw]

I made another thing.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman.

[neil-gaiman]

No apologies needed.

[jennifersbod]

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

[divining-skeptic-deactivated202]

its NOT a happy ending, for a majority of women. Having kids, especially for women, is an intrinsic biological desire. If you are a person who genuinely has no desire for kids or god forbid dislikes kids, that is an anomaly - you might have some trauma or mental/emotional hangups that you have to work out of, or you could be autistic or some other thing. But Its not normal to not want kids. Living childless does and will make women miserable. Dying without kids in, in fact, a bad ending for the vast majority of women.

[heystephen]

there is something so deeply wrong with you baby girl

[nyxnell]

@sillylittle-man

[sillylittle-man]

“Shit man I can’t call you baby girl that would be wrong man”  - also alu

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Totally normal about the possibility that Gloreth didn't actually found the Institute.

That it was the adults around her that did. Propping her up as a figurehead as they constructed a narrative about what they thought they saw (with clever memory-holing about their role in it). A narrative that would snowball into a story that turns this literal child with a wooden sword into a full-grown knight in shining armor.

And as that narrative formed, Gloreth just kept quiet. Kept quiet to everyone including her own kids.

Maybe she initially protested, but such protests would be dismissed as modest... or looked at suspiciously until she shut up.

Maybe once she and the narrative got the attention of the nobility, she enjoyed the boost she got in status too much to complain... or maybe she didn't want to risk it for the sake of her family.

Maybe as the narrative grew, she herself eventually grew to resent Nimona... or maybe she'd continue to wonder what could've been had she not picked up that sword.

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[magnetic-maverick]

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

HELL YEAH

[fiveteeth-deactivated20240408]

YOU KNOW IT🖤💜🤍

[phis-corner]

[septicake]

...I don’t have a cool gif to show off, but my blog is still a safe place

[demimemes]

First Day of Ace visibility Month!💜

✨It exists and is a real sexuality ✨

[thatadhdautisticqueer]

Not the first day of ace visibility month anymore, but fellow aces (and aros), y'all are totally welcome here!

[poorlemons]

btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content

its instinctual at this point

[sillylittle-man]

“Stop being so fucking gay”  - Alu

[not-seppukku-deactivated2023120]

reblog if you like boobs or haven't been happy in months

[profeminist]

Matthew Hodson: “ 20 years ago, 2 years after the arrival of combination therapy that effectively treated #HIV, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s LGBT newspaper ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.”

[naamahdarling]

Y'all need to appreciate that this was practically fucking *yesterday*.

[sic-semper-hominibus]

as of today: june 1, 2023, that headline is 2 ½ months shy of being old enough to rent a car

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

for everyone bad at math, like me lol: the original print date was August 13th, 1998

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i am not calling twitter fucking x

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

im deadnaming that shit

[punctuation-completionist]

0/21

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[sentence-structurer]

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

[salsasodapop]

@alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

nah i'm staying out of this

[yeahiwasintheshit]

sunday nights

[pukicho]

why do you hate us

Every day you all force me to fight for my life

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode