Plant your trees, watch them grow.

Okay, so after 4 years of being multifandom trash, this blog is now 99.999% dedicated to Tolkien & the cast of the movies (and some other random shit sometimes). Huzzah. My other blogs: MULTIFANDOM HARRY POTTER IN THE FLESH BTVS/ANGEL

[heythererebelsitsyaboi-deactiva]

kinda ironic……. how much body positivity floats around on tumblr….. and then an actor u don’t like comes along…… and you…… body shame them…….

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*sips the hot tea*

[veliseraptor]

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

[oceanwrath]

But the jewel burned the hand of Maedhros in pain unbearable; and he perceived that it was as Eönwë had said, and that his right thereto had become void, and that the oath was vain.

guess my favorite theme of the silmarillion 

[bcfurs]

“i’ve never watched lord of the rings”

“there’s no character development”

“the movies are too long”

“it doesn’t even make sense”

[toherrys]

Morgoth doodle v. 2

Like I said, I wasn’t really happy with what I posted earlier, so I modified it a bit. Now he looks more like my vision of him.

[thegingerbiblio]

A homage to one of the best fantasy stories in history.

[silmarienn]

Knock on Bag End's door. Bilbo opens.

Bilbo: Thorin? How? You died!

Thorin: I did, and I was on my way to Mahal's Halls. What are you doing here?

Bilbo: ... Thorin, this is Bag End. You got lost, didn't you?

[thursday]

Reblog with how many years you’ve been on Tumblr in the tags.

[yolonists]

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

[fyeahtheraceofmen]

No jealousy or rivalry had arisen between them since, for their father’s favour or for the praise of men.

[princessarianes]

So in summary, old people are still fucking the world up for the youth.

[kingsmanhartwin]

I have seen so so many people ready to condemn the UK for racism, bigotry and xenophobia because of the BREXIT result, and yes this was a campaign fought - and won - primarily through fear, misinformation, and racism but please please remember:

48% of the UK - and half the constituent regions as a whole (Scotland and Northern Ireland) - didn’t want this, didn’t vote for this, and do not deserve to be labelled as closet racists.

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

“Brexit won without a single bullet being fired” hey nigel my guy have you heard of a woman named jo cox

[iwishthaticouldwearredacted-dea]

and as I’m already seeing the “oh my god England why would you do this” posts from non-Brits, please know these things before you start being judgey:

Vote Leave won by a majority of 2%, and fewer than a million votes could have swung it the other way

Over 70% of young people wanted to remain, as opposed to 60% of older voters wanting to leave

The Tory government were elected with the support of only 24% of eligible voters in 2015

our government is, in all honesty, a shambles

give tumblr’s demographics, chances are your British followers reading your posts are not the ones who voted leave, and we are watching our economy and future prospects crash around us

please don’t be arseholes about it and mock the decisions that we did not make

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[oreilochiae]

England

[dumplingdean]

me whenever I get home from the movies:

[jirkwood-blog]

+Bonus Durins:

Good one, lads. But don’t let Gandalf catch you messing with his laptop.

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Inspired by all the genuinely lovely scenic gifsets the Hobbit & LOTR fandom can’t seem to stop making (don’t ever stop) + the Party Dad Thranduil meme. Because after considering what goblin tumblr would be like, I started thinking about who else in Middle Earth would have a tumblr, and of course Party Dad would be all over that.

He’d wait until he had most of Middle Earth following him before posting a gifset like this, and then he’d just dance dance dance in the firelight of their inflamed responses, the furious smash of a thousand fingers typing out “FUCK YOU 10EVER" being the best beats of all.