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A walk to remember indeed + bonus
drunk sorority girl in 10ā³ stilettos on her way to a starbucks at 3am trying to hail a lyft by screaming bitterly at passing cars (sheās forgotten you have to use the app)
ngl i been off tumblr since they unporned and I came back pretty much because I knew you people would have the proper appreciation for tennant walking around like his thighs recently went through a vicious divorce and have now both showed up drunk to the same red carpet event
You ever just draw something so stupid and be like⦠I have a degree in comics⦠and this is what I do with itā¦
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Luffy: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I am happy to be alive!
Law: Iāve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
Law: Could you not stand so close? Youāre making me claustrophobic.
Luffy: What does claustrophobic mean?
Usopp: It means heās afraid of Santa Claus.
Law: No, it doesnāt.
Luffy: Ho ho ho!
Usopp: Stop it, Luffy, youāre scaring him!
Luffy: Ho ho ho!
Law: Itās not working.
Luffy: Darn.
[Luffy and Usopp trying to contact spirits]
Luffy: If youāre happy and you know it clap your hands.
Usopp: You know that will never work, ri-
Robin, forming hands in the corner of the room: *clap clap*
Usopp, on the verge of tears: ZORO!
Ace: Iāve had a real shitty week, could you just leave me alone?
Luffy: No.
Ace: Luffy, I really donāt wantā
Luffy, carrying blankets and chocolate: I said no, weāre fixing this right now.
People keep responding to my post about Crowley not sitting properly by saying,Ā āItās because heās gay,ā and while I completely agree, I would also argue that itās because heās played by David Tennant, who at 48 years of age has never fully grasped just how a human being is meant to sit in a chair (itās probably because his legs are so damn long).
#JohnnyDeppIsInnocent
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Took y'all long enough.
the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called āBill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!ā
As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think Iām called what my sister is called in fact.
Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her byĀ āProfessor [insert any other name but McGonagallā for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.
From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.
Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny āaccidentallyā calls her Sir and it starts again.
Itās lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with,Ā āYes, Aunt Petunia.ā
which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally
He asks Harry to stay after class and straight up asks him āAm I truly that unpleasant?ā
Okay, okay, okay, this is probably deeply off-track, but all I can think of is Harryāāwho upon learning that Snape,Ā of all people, his pain in the neck potions professor knows his auntāāhas now received what can only be called a psychic punch to balls.Ā
How, how, how, is a teenage boy supposed to rectify this, mentally? Connect these strange unjoined worlds to somehow explain that SnapeāāSnape!āāknows his Aunt Petunia?
āIt doesnāt make any sense, mate,ā Harry tells Ron, blearily, desperately wishing at age thirteen years that his butter beer was a real beer.Ā āIt justāāit canāt be. Why would he know Aunt Petunia?ā Ron grimaces.Ā āWhy would he want to? I mean, I know heās Snape, and all that, butāāā
Harry writes his only letter back to #4 Privet Drive, dotted with tears, and it has one line: How do you know Severus Snape?
Petunia writes back: DO NOT MENTION THAT MAN EVER AGAIN.Ā
And this. This. Sparks a light in Harryās head. This is the same way Petunia talks about celebrities who have deeply, personally offended her. Usually when she fancied them and then they got married. Itās so completely clear to him, now: Snape is deeply, irrevocably, utterly in love with Aunt Petunia.Ā
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I am working my way though Reign of Terror rn, it reminds me how much I love the first Doctor. Heās a hilarious trickster pixie who has just learned how much he likes collecting humans, and heās adorable. I know the overwhelming impression (and reconstruction) of him isĀ ācrotchety old man who snaps at peopleā but that is only one facet of him and not even the biggest. Mainly heās funny and kind and sometimes REALLY BAD at expressing his feelings. Like heāll talk nonsense aboutĀ ācinders floating in Spainā when his first humans leave because he doesnāt want to admit that heāll miss them, and then Vicki, who sees right through him, has to remind him that he still has her and itāll all be okay even if his OTP donāt live with him anymore.Ā
Getting rid of Susan is harsh but works SO WELL because he knows if he doesnāt let her leave now then he never will, because she thinks she has to stay and look after her grandfather and he finds it so easy to lean into that rathert han losing her. Remember that the whole reason this adventure in timeānāspace started is because he thought kidnapping two teachers would be the best course of action when Susan said she wanted to stay on Earth with them. FAMILY DRAMA OMG.Ā
I love when he chuckles and cackles and amuses himself with his own cleverness. Heās such a child and it works extra well because heās played by a man in his fifties pretending to be older. Itās not what you expect. You donāt expect to be sitting there likeĀ āis he⦠actually a legal adult by alien standards? are we sure? Is there proof?ā Which is probably where the Grumpy Old Man thing comes from, because thatās what he looks like and he does get snippy when his feelings are hurt or people are annoying him by not being alien geniuses, but wow thatās such a misrepresentation of One.Ā
And he only tried to murder a man with a rock once let it go already!!!!!
i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol
op marry me i watched this twice and iām still laughing my a-
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
iām sorry, this is the funniest damn post iāve seen since staff made the announcementĀ
scream @ āfemale presenting nipplesā
Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice
I canāt breathe!