[viralfrog]

[rae-xoxo00]

omg the girlies

[astra-the-dragon]

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[cannibalchicken]

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[teaboot]

Maaaaaan grandpa wouldn’t even get to know if the kid made it or not 😭

[xxdrowninglessonsxx]

crochet aquarium

[gaynfl-moved]

[evilrashida]

I was literally joking about the Zesus network being funded by Israel and a quick google search told me that Lemmy (The CEO of Zesus) parents are like huge Zionist Cogic Bishops who are always trying to get Black people to support Isreal??? Like you can’t make this shit up we really do live in a society boots the house down mama lmao

[megafreeman]

[pure]

The US state does not oppose online porn on the basis of the misogyny present in that industry. Some conservatives don’t like porn because they believe the male violence on display should be privatized, only relegated to the institution of marriage. They believe no display of queer sexuality should exist, in porn or otherwise, because they want to enforce heterosexual ideology. You can find displeasure in something objectionable for the wrong reasons.

Feminists criticize both porn and, say, marital rape because feminists oppose misogyny and heterosexual ideology. We oppose the subjugation of women as both public property (porn, prostitution, surrogacy) and private property (the whole institution of traditional marriage). This is what puts feminism at odds with the left-right political spectrum, and why it is the radical movement that alienates all self proclaimed radicals. It demands an unforeseen upheaval of women as commodities to be owned, which is perceived as an attack against nature itself.

[insomniac-arrest]

guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[marisatomay]

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[dragon-in-a-fez]

with all due modesty this was a fucking banger of a text message for me to compose after 10 hours in the emergency room and 30 hours without sleep

[teaboot]

After preliminary testing I am beginning to suspect that a significant portion of the “you talk too much” crowd aren’t so much about “I don’t like talking and you talk all the time” as they are “when I talk I don’t want a response, I just want to say things”

[teaboot]

Some examples from my research:

Person: Ah shit

Me: What happened?

Person: Oh I forgot something at home

Me: Oh that sucks, do you have to go get it?

Person: No, it’s not important

Me: I wonder if it’s something in the air, I’ve been forgetting everything all week. Let me know if you need to borrow anything though yeah

Person: Yeah

Person: …You know you don’t always have to have the last word though right? Like you don’t have to have a follow-up for everything

Me: Oh shit was I doing that

Person: Yes

Me: Damn sorry I’ll keep an eye on that

Person: Cool. It doesn’t bother me a lot it’s just sometimes it’s a bit much

Me: Oh. Okay.

Me: …You know you can just tell me if you don’t want to talk though, right?

Person: Okay but I shouldn’t have to

Me: What

Person: I mean like. You don’t have to have an answer to everything. Not everything needs a response. It’s not that I don’t want to talk, it just seems like you constantly have to talk about everything

Me:

Me: But you. Started first. I just… wait what

Person: You’re still doing it

Me:

Me: YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW

Person: YES RIGHT NOW

Me: YOU’re taLKING TO ME?????

Person: AND YOU JUST KEEP ADDING ON THE LAST WORD

Person: It’s like you NEED to win every single argument

Me: This is an argument?????

Person: IT IS ALWAYS AN ARGUMENT. YOU ARE LITERALLY ALWAYS ARGUING

Me:

Me: BITCH YOU MEAN COMVERSATIONS

Person: NO

Person: I MEAN YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO BE RIGHT AND HAVE THE LAST WORD

Me: Okay. Okay I… Okay

Me: Can you tell me what you mean by “the last word”

Person: Whenever I say something, you just HAVE to say something back. You can’t just leave it. I have to bite my tongue and not say anything or else it just opens the floodgates

Me:

Person: It’s like you just want to talk to hear your own head roll

Me:

Person:

Me:

Me: So like. To be clear

Me: I. Talk too much

Me: And this bothers you

Me: Because you want to talk

Me: Without hearing my voice

Person: Sometimes, yes

Me:

Me: (closing 500 open tabs for “how to carry conversations” and “recognizing bids for connection”) …I feel that there has been a cultural disconnect of some kind

[ladydedlock]

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

[soup-mother]

it just feels right when a librarian is a lesbian. like yea, that's how it's supposed to be