marla singer

former fangirl, stopped posting in 2019. previously posted about tøp, bmth, fob, sherlock, fargo, in the flesh, fight club, american psycho, scream, etc.

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[simons-lisp]

y'aaallll i might’ve been away for a while but i’m still as fucking ridiculously OBSESSIVE over everything so don’t worry

you’ll still get ur shitposts from me

[simons-lisp]

[niyarest]

2019 in 4 months

[weelitleladybug]

this post gave me a seizure 

[kreiiideprinz]

louDER THAN GODS REVOLVER AND TWICE AS SHINY

[boooolame]

this one’s for all you

ROCK AND ROLLERS

[killjoysunite]

ALL YOU

CRASH QUEENS

AND

MOTOR BABIES

LISTEN UP

[theprettyweeper]

THE FUTURE IS BULLET PROOF

[mechanicalsurgeries-deactivated]

THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY

[gods-mistake-uwu-deactivated202]

ITS TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD

[late-to-everything]

KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucky-lez]

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

[hatetheouternet]

NA

[sickpoetry]

it appears the MCR fandom has once again marked its territory

[gothiccharmschool]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

[catgirlanarchist]

I’m totally in support but what does this have to do with mcr?

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[canineflesh]

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

[simons-lisp]

my heart BURSTS when one of my friends gives me a kiss on the cheek or the forehead or the lips, it's such a gesture to me bc i would never think to do it to anybody bc i'm too worried they'll find me overbearing. but it shows they don't care, they just want to show me they love me

[simons-lisp]

y'aaallll i might've been away for a while but i'm still as fucking ridiculously OBSESSIVE over everything so don't worry

you'll still get ur shitposts from me

[jamesrhodey]

[24/?] (insp.)

[simons-lisp]

q

[simons-lisp]

recent aesthetics of rhi

[simons-lisp]

❄ pale aesthetic today ❄

[simons-lisp]

look how cute

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[oswednesday]

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

[afrophanim]

concept art:

final version:

[andersons-kilted-ass]

What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queen’s heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.

And the kid Anna is based off of is actually this sweet peasant girl who is rescuing her best friend whom everyone else thought drowned and whom no one cared for because mirror shards got in his eyes and he only saw beauty in snowflakes while everything else was just disgustingly foul to him. Except he didn’t drown because he was whisked away by the snow queen.

Like this girl gives her shoes to the river to find out he didn’t drown. Her hair ribbons to the birds to find out who took him. Works her hands raw to get to him and has to suffer a mental breakdown because she got SO FUCKING CLOSE to saving him and he won’t even look at her because he wants to solve this puzzle the snow queen gave him.

And then her sobbing wakes him up and he cries and washes the shards from his eyes and the fact that she saved him is enough to melt the snow queens heart and she brings spring back to the kingdom.

[jammerjenny]

Wow Frozen really is some weak shit

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Let’s not forget Gerda’s journey takes her along a long road that includes meetings with multiple women, many of them old, most of whom are not evil witches but wise women who aid her in her quest. She’s also at one point held captive by a bandit princess who swaps clothes with her and insists on sleeping in the same bed and routinely threatens her with a knife, but she eventually lets Gerda go with a magic talking reindeer she was also holding captive. The bandit princess cries because goddamn Gerda you’re so NICE and PRETTY and BRAVE and you clearly care about this stupid guy I GUESS and I can’t bear it just GO ok just GO and also you better fucking take care of her reindeer or I will CUT YOU.

The story is full of interesting complex women of many ages and magical talking animals and it’s a real shame we didn’t get an adaptation closer to the original ‘cause it’s really cool. 

[asparklethatisblue]

hey good news about the adaption:

There was a Soviet animated movie from 1957, that doesn’t brush over any of the things you just listed.

You get Gerda on her journey, meeting all of those people that both hinder her quest and help her, with older women from different regions of northern europe, as well as several princesses who aid her

also the art style and animation is absolutely gorgeous and I always feel like it’s a shame that older Soviet animation is barely recognized around the world 

you can see the entire thing with english subtitles here

[feynites]

@captusmomentum

[dangerousdykes]

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[simons-lisp]

THIS ENDS NOW

[simons-lisp]

aesthetic: Twenty Øne Piløts//Blurryface audio artwork

[simons-lisp]

holy shit remember when i got 6000 notes for a post where one of the pics is in the wrong order lol

[simons-lisp]

i love the way Lorne says Lester’s name

[simons-lisp]

tb to the days where instead of obsessing over media for good writing, impressive camerawork, and great production quality, i fangirled over characters

[parakeet]

tiny bird: *Exists* Me: