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SnowBaz doodles inspired by this:
“He’s still wearing his dark green suit. He slicked his hair back for dinner–I wish he wouldn’t do that. It looks better when it’s loose and falling around his face.”
-Simon Snow, Carry On, Chapter 67
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if you ever thing the three inch height difference between baz and simon is not significant please imagine:
baz refusing to bend down at all whenever he’s mad at simon, sometimes even standing on his toes just to spite him
simon kissing his neck instead
baz poking fun at his “short boyfriend” and simon getting mad because “three inches is not that big a difference!!!!1!!”
baz buying simon lifts as a joke
simon actually trying them
baz reaching all the things and proceeding to make simon work for them
Okay but also
-baz putting everything simon needs on high shelves so simon has to ask for help -simon freaking out over the little sliver of skin that shows when baz’s shirt lifts up when he’s reaching for something -baz using simon as a chin rest -simon fitting perfectly into baz -simon eating ludicrous amounts of food and insisting that he needs it because he’s “a growing boy” -simon secretly loving being the smol!one but never admitting it -big spoon baz
I have something to add - one day, Simon gets fed up with all the teasing, so he leaves the flat - and Baz is all worried he’s gone too far - but Simon comes back wearing 4 inch red pumps - and Baz is laughing - but also like “fuck me” bc he looks SO HOT in them - and Simon goes over to him - and he’s like, the same height as Baz - and of course he falls down a little, but the effect is still the same - so whenever they get into arguments or something, he just wears them around the house. 1. To make himself taller, and 2. because he knows they make Baz WEAK
-baz buying a toy claw thing for him as a joke -simon actually using it when baz tries to hold things over his head -even snapping at him with it -”’what are you, a crab?” -”YES I FUCKING AM DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT”
DID SOMEONE SAY BIG SPOON BAZ
agreeing 100 w/ all of this
(height difference head cannons make *me* weak)
BUT IMAGINE THE HUGS OKAY BECAUSE LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HUG SOMEONE AND YOUR CHIN RESTS ON THEIR HEAD S COMFORTABLY OR YOUR HEAD NUZZLES PERFECTLY UNDER THEIR CHIN AND ITS JUST LIKE yes this is everything good in the world I JUST CANT OKAY
THIS IS PERFECT
90% of simon’s shoes have heels in some shape or form
And this time we have wings! :3 I like wings :3 and and like these two cuties! Characters from the novel “Carry On” By Rainbow Rowell Drawing by Saška Ithiur
does roommate’s anathema prevent bdsm
oh my god
since it’s consensual and both want it to happen, i think it wouldn’t? idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
why do these things exist why (im screaming rn) why does this post exist /why/ BDSM OH MY GOD yeah but I bet the anathema would be chill like “oh this shits pretty fuckin weird and intense but its consensual so I don’t think I have to numb their arms and shit” (that would probably be pretty fuckin kinky though)
(¬‿¬)
lmao that one time our fandom was disloyal to our reputation of being smol and innocent dorks.
we’re never smol or innocent
it’s all a facade
this fandom is full of freaks
guilty as charged
Okay but imagine if the Anathema didn’t prevent BDSM
“Penny, can you do my homework for me this week? My hand’s frozen up.”
“Simon, have you been fighting with Baz again? I thought you two were together now or something…”
*Awkward silence*
“Merlin and fucking Morgana Simon. I don’t want to know. Keep me out of this.”
penny is done with their bullshit I can imagine baz trying to hide his frozen leg at football and during the game he and simon make eye contact and simon smirks bc baz can barely run and baz glares like “this is your fault it was your fuckin idea” and of course simon gives him this look like “well, you seemed to enjoy it /quite/ a bit so I dont know why you’re complaining” and just
how the fuck do you hide the fact that your foot is frozen while you play football
idk m8 ask baz
At half-time, Baz’s leg feels like it’s going to snap and he has to sit out. Of course, Coach Mac asks why the hell one of their best football players is refusing to play football.
You could hear Simon laughing from across the field.
FUCKING CACKLING baz makes sure they don’t do anything before a game ever again OH BUT WHAT IF THEY FOUND AN EMPTY ROOM SOMEWHERE NO ANATHEMA BAZ COULD PUT LOCKING SPELLS AND ANTI NOISE SPELLS NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT A THING (except penny ofc)
They like to think that they’re Super Secretive and shit but everyone’s learnt to recognise their sex hair by now (Baz always tries to spell it tidy but it never really works perfectly) and they’re just waiting to see how long it’ll take before they get caught.
Until Baz and Simon walk into a classroom with the right ties and come out again with the wrong ones.
(They don’t realise until Niall points it out to Baz, smirking.)
(He doesn’t talk to Niall for at least a week.)
SEX HAIR WHY HAS THIS NEVER BEEN DISCUSSED WE NEED SEX HAIR FANART WE NEED FICS /EVERYTHING/ JUST CANON SNOWBAZ WHILE AT WATFORD TRYING TO HIDE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BITING A PILLOW ONLY GOES SO FAR MY FRIENDS
Come on, nobody believed that Baz had naturally straight hair. It’s as bent and kinky as his personality. Whenever he walks out of the classroom afterwards, it’s wavy and parted to one side, like he’s not even bothering to try and slick it back anymore. (Simon loves it wavy. He runs his hands through it all the time. That’s at least 99.99% of the reason why Baz starts leaving it natural.)
Simon has naturally messy hair anyway, so his sex hair is suspiciously tidy-looking, like he’s tried to spell it brushed. No one bothers to tell him that this is more of a giveaway than it being messy.
“kinky as his personality” HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I AM SCREAMING
BRUH HE CANONICALLY HAS A TAIL KINK AND A WEIRD SPITTING THING
NEED I SAY MORE?
Also I like how half of this is just us shouting headcanons at each other and the rest is people going “Oh ffs what the fuck have we started”
mayday mayday the ship is sailing into uncharted territories
we are very far past uncharted territory my friend
We’ve gone past unchartered territory and fallen off of the edge of the world into the Fuck It We Have No Boundaries zone
@ everyone please come join us. we have kinky snowbaz and scones. yes.
@21shadesofyazy this is why you need to read Carry On ASAP look at this thing we did we’re fuckin hilarious
I forgot to mention we have sentient doors and spells. we also have some amazing fic
This is incredible oh my god
I leave this fandom. I leave this fandom for 5.3 seconds 5.3 seconds….
And this shitstorm happened.
We’re disturbed. You can ask anyone now. … I love it.
to be fair this happened a while ago
FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHO KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK WHY IS IT NOT DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL YET
WHAT IS THIS IM SCREAMING
*Snowbaz casually fuck in broom cupboard*
*somebody opens the cupboard to get a broom* Oh fu- not again come on you two!
FUCK THIS IS BACK AGAIN
YOU STARTED IT
guilty as charged
i egged this post on
You “can imagine baz trying to hide a frozen leg at football” you did more than egg this on you were like every third comment
*maniacal laughter*
I REGRET NOTHING
HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
I know you don’t and I’m glad because this post is great
thank you friend
You are welcome
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ok but discussing kinky snowbaz sex, how kinky do you think simon would be?? like we all know that baz is a kinky motherfucker but what about simon??? what would he be into?? does he have a daddy kink?? does he like to be handcuffed?? i nEED TO KNOW
oh my god handcuffs
i leave for five seconds… simon probably has a praise kink because of the way he was raised but¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I bet baz loves giving simon praise bc its like “oh my god the boy I have been in love with is getting off on me and my words and my praise this is truly a dream come true
ok i’m sorry I have to ask but… with the whole frozen arm thing… what if they got, let’s say ‘tangled’, when anathema kicked in. and kind of lying there, stuck. until penny walks in. and they don’t even know where to begin explaining themselves (and asking for help omfg)
oh ym god
sorry m8
you’re not sorry
no. I am not.
i have to let you all know that i love this post and i love you guys this fandom is amazing
things i have learned
baz is a kinky af (no pun intented (well actually) )
simon probably has a praise kink
the fandom is messed up
Ladies and gentleman… The Post
goddammit its back
I vow to reblog this every time I see this
Holy fuck
why is this back (in a stunning turn of events this has 2000+ notes)
Seriously guys, I love this post xd
this is gold
i am honestly so glad i have seen this with my own eyes what
I feel both blessed and like I have Sinned™
omg it’s back
I fucking hate this post
Why is it so fucking long oh my god
But in other terms Baz high-key loves it when Simon casually bites him while they’re making out Like baz obviously can’t bite Simon back and he knows that So Simon just biting him and trying to give him hickeys But Baz can’t get hickeys cause he doesn’t have enough blood in his body to do so And Simon getting pissed off because damn it he’s been sucking on Baz’s fucking neck for the past 15 minuets and it’s not even fucking red Like what the hell baz
SnowBaz + Pokemon Go
Simon: *catches a Zubat*
Simon @ Baz: it u
baz: snow-
simon: i had your tongue in my mouth five minutes ago, don't you fucking dare call me 'snow'
Simon: Baz... why don't u have a girlfriend
Baz, internally: shit he got me he fuckgen got me i'm so gay I'm gay so gay that's why I don't have a girlfriend because Im sooooo gay i am the GAYEST and im gay for hIM
Baz: uhhhh
Baz: Too busy "plotting" Snow, I thought you would've figured that out.
Baz, internally: NICE one Basilton, you brought the sass and covered up the Super Secret fact that you are VERY EXTRA GAY well done, 10/10
hi ! i finished carry on like two days ago (can't wait to read it again) and it ruined me and it was even better than i thought it would be after fangirl. but like, i saw the headcanon is ezra miller as baz, and oh my god yes, also blue neighborhood as soundtrack ? but while reading it i was listening to years and years, desire, take shelter, king, eyes shut .. and it fitted so good as well, do you know any gifs with these songs ?
holy shit i’m so sorry for not replying to this like...6 months ago. I very rarely get asks on this blog and I never both to check (i’m honest to god sorry)
You’ve probably already found them all and might’ve moved on from Carry on ^^’ But even so i’m answering anyway.
I’m not the best at keeping track of things i see despite tags but i don’t have any specific to these songs.
Does anyone else do?? I’m sure you can find a shit ton nowadays.
(one again, super sorry ,and glad you enjoyed it xD)
Lets take a break, and take a trip to some different lands... Turn your volume on, select a world and click the link
Harry Potter
Griffindor Common Room - You’re sitting in a comfortable chair in front of the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room as the evening wind swirls against the windows. You’ve got a book to read and a cup of tea that you’ve charmed to stay warm and stir itself on occasion, and even though you have some homework left to do, you feel very much at ease > http://harry-potter-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/gryffindor-common-room
Slytherin Common Room - You are a 5th year at Hogwarts and you’re sitting in the Slytherin Common Room trying to stay awake and study but you’ve never been a very studious person so your eyelids are getting heavy and you find yourself falling asleep in a brown recliner while two other Slytherins are able to stay awake with the aid of coffee. There aren’t any windows for you to see outside, but since the common room is submerged under the lake you can faintly hear the sound of water just on the other side of the walls. > http://harry-potter-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/slytherin-common-room
Ravenclaw Common Room - It’s exam season, and you’re cramming for your NEWTs. The common room is full of Ravenclaws, wide-eyed and caffeinated. Pull up a chair, grab your charms homework and get studying! > http://harry-potter-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/ravenclaw-common-room
Hufflepuff Common Room - You’re sitting in one of the comfy chairs in front of the wooden fireplace carved with badgers, someone’s cat (You’ve named it fluffball) sitting beside you. The kitchens are in full force and in full raid by students. Occasionally you can hear someone’s footsteps by the windows, but you’re took focused on your charms homework. You’re a Hufflepuff and proud, and what would you be if not hardworking? > http://harry-potter-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/hufflepuff-commonroom
Game of Thrones
High garden Party - “At Highgarden we have many spiders amongst the flowers. So long as they keep to themselves we let them spin their little webs, but if they get underfoot we step on them.” > http://got.ambient-mixer.com/highgarden-party
Dinner in Winterfell - It’s been a long day of battle, you want warmth and the comfort of food, drink and conversation. The fire is roaring, fighting the chill of the cold castle walls. > http://got.ambient-mixer.com/late-dinner-in-winterfell
The Wall - "…It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.” > http://got.ambient-mixer.com/the-wall
Kings Landing - The busy capital of Westeros welcomes you. You walk amongst rich and poor alike, people selling their wares as they are bartered for them, knights try out their new swords whilst their squires tend to the horses. Someone somewhere a harp is played. > http://got.ambient-mixer.com/king-s-landing
Doctor Who
Inside the Tardis - The doctor has invited you to take a trip with him in the Tardis, the world’s most famous blue police box!Don’t be fooled by the sounds of the engine in the background, the Tardis is way more than “just a machine”! > http://dr-who.ambient-mixer.com/inside-the-tardis
Run from Weeping Angels - As long as you see them, they can’t hurt you. Don’t turn around! Don’t blink! Or they’ll get you! Where is the Doctor when you need him the most?> http://dr-who.ambient-mixer.com/weeping-angels
Lord of The Rings
Bilbo Baggins’ Home - We are in the Shire, at the Home of Bilbo Baggins. Fire is burning and light rain outside whilst he offers you tea, bread and cheese. > http://lotr-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/bilbo-baggins-home
The Prancing Pony - after a long day of travel you and your company retire to the Prancing Pony to fill your bellies and warm your feet. > http://lotr-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/prancing-pony
Mines of Moria - After the fall of Moria, nobody know, why its happen. But few dwarves talking about Bane of Durin. When Fellowship enter the mines, they still do not know, that they will meet Dane of Durin face to face.… > http://lotr-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/mines-of-moria
The Battle - Forth! Down fear of darkness! Arise! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day…! A red day…! And the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death!!! > http://lotr-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/the-battle-of-pelennor-fields
Woodland Realm - Company enter the woods of Elvenking - Mirkwood. Many stories were tell about this forest - enchanted water, strange animals and tricks of wood elves are some of them. Elves are good and helpfull, but between dwarves from Lonely Mountain and Elvenking is hostility, which can destroy all hopes for Thorin, his friends and people from Laketown. > http://lotr-sounds.ambient-mixer.com/woodland-realm
Supernatural
Riding with the Winchesters - Dozing in the backseat of the Impala on the way to a little town in Indiana where a woman was found missing a heart on the night of the full moon, you hear the sound of the Winchester’s trying not to wake you during the long drive. Sam is diligently working the case file as Dean keeps his eyes on the road. Hang tight, it’ll be a while before they stop for a re-fuel. > http://supernatural-series.ambient-mixer.com/riding-with-the-winchesters
Hunting with the Winchesters - You made a deal 10 years ago and now the Winchesters are here to save you! They have saved you twice tonight but not you’ve lost them in the dark woods. You run for your life as you hear the hounds approaching > http://supernatural-series.ambient-mixer.com/hunting-with-the-boys
Cheap Motel Room - Eventually, you reach a one-stoplight town and settle in for the night. The AC is broken, so the window is opened. You can smell the wet gravel outside, and warm summer-night air bleeds into the room, carrying with it sounds of the highway. > http://supernatural-series.ambient-mixer.com/cheap-motel–room
Sleeping Next to Dean - Quiet enough that you can curl up with your pillow and sleep warm in Dean’s arms on a rainy night. He’s definitely a cuddler. > http://supernatural-series.ambient-mixer.com/sleeping-next-to-dean
Research with the Boys - Instead of thinking of that pesky history assignment as an essay, pretend you’re in a motel room with the Winchesters researching for a big case. Noises include keyboard typing and mouse clicks, writing on paper, random chair creaks, white noise, and the sound of a knife sharpening for good measure. (Because we all know Dean’s a little obsessed with keeping his weapons in top shape) > http://supernatural-series.ambient-mixer.com/research-with-the-winchesters
Sherlock
221b Baker Street - You’re welcome into the home of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. John is typing up.. whatever it is he types up whilst Sherlock is stood at the window playing his violin. > http://movies-other.ambient-mixer.com/sherlock-s-apartment
Other
Loki’s Chambers - Loki takes some time for himself in his chambers, disregarding the outside world for a while in favor of literature. He studies and relaxes with only the company of his books. For once he almost could feel at peace, at least until Thor barges in, but for now the lyrical silence of Asgard is the only sound he hears > http://superhero.ambient-mixer.com/loki-s-chambers
Stark and Banner Lab - Because in Avengers tower, Tony and Bruce’s lab is the quietest place around. You sit in your comfy armchair in the corner of the lab and relax with your book, occasionally hearing Bruce scribble something and Tony sigh because 2048 is tricky. http://superhero.ambient-mixer.com/the-stark—banner-lab
Mad Hatter’s Tea Party - You’re invited to join the tea party.. we’re all mad here > http://movies-other.ambient-mixer.com/mad-tea-party
Abandoned Spaceship - you’ve found an abandoned spaceship, only, there’s something here. You can hear them. You can feel them. Find them. > http://science-fiction.ambient-mixer.com/derelict-ship
Gypsy Camp - Gypsy camp, settling in for the night somewhere in the woods. Campfires, music, general frivolity. > http://fantasy.ambient-mixer.com/gypsy-camp
Reblogging again just to add that “Research with the Boys” is officially my new favorite mix for getting work done
This is great for writers.
I feel compelled to reblog. Carry on.
Carry On in a nutshell
carry on ft my questionable sense of humour
He puts both arms around my neck and slumps against me. He’s either forgotten that everyone’s watching, or doesn’t care. “Baz?” he says.
“Yeah?”
“Are you still friends with Cook Pritchard?”
“I assume.”
“It’s just—I really hoped there’d be sandwiches.”
– Carry On, Rainbow Rowell
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Okay but imagine Snowbaz reading the Harry Potter Series
Baz is an intellectual obviously so he reads everything
Simon knows this and doesn’t necessarily read as much as Baz but he does get curious what his bf is reading
One day, Simon’s just kind of cleaning up around the house/flat they eventually get together and looks through Baz’s library and finds a whole hardcover set of the Harry Potter series.
They look worn and well-read and when Simon pulls out the book that looks the most read, he sees it’s titled Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
He swears he’s seen Baz reading this one around the house.
He figures that if his boyfriend really likes this series, he might as well give it a try and picks up the philosopher’s stone
He gets really into it
The whole magical series makes him a tad bit depressed and nostalgic but he really enjoys the series and he’s blowing through the books
But he reads behind Baz’s back so that he doesn’t know that Simon’s been reading the Harry Potter series.
Simon begins to see that a LOT of events in the books correlate with their own real life and sees why maybe Baz likes the series so much
He begins to ship Drarry
He starts to see him and Baz as Drarry (but doesn’t know if that’s even socially acceptable because two real life people can’t obviously have a life like two fictional ones)
One day, he finishes Deathly Hallows and figures it’s time to talk about it or else he’ll go psychotic. Harry Potter is discussion-worthy.
They’re at the dinner table and Baz asked him how his day was (since he was at work or something)
Simon looks up at him. “It’s hard to imagine that Harry and Draco really don’t get together at the end. From the beginning they were bound to cross each other’s paths, especially with that eventful rejection of a handshake Harry gave Draco setting off a domino effect of a love-hate relationship between them. And then in their sixth year, which, mind, reminds me a lot of our fifth year, Harry follows him around and Draco kind of just, let’s that happen. They play cat and dog and ultimately, one should have caught the other. Shame it didn’t happen though, you know?”
And Baz’s food falls out of his mouth.
Hey! Juni here! It would be fantastic if you could check out/read my original story on wattpad! (Slowly working on it, it’s still in progress! Updates are frequent.)
Title: Not Home Yet Genre: Fantasy/Adventure/LGBT Rating: (at the moment) PG13
Summary: Lucien’s a Prince, but only barely. He’s part dragon shifter; a race that his entire human kingdom practically hates. He’s scorned even by his own mother but the worst damage he’s ever done was accidentally light a rabbit on fire. Deep in the forest there’s Aeric; optimistic yet lonely. With no parents and only one long-term goal in mind, he’s desperate for adventure outside of his comfort zone. When the two meet by a near-fatal accident, they realize that they both want nothing more than to get up and leave their mundane lives and find a place where they truly belong. But in the one place they deem as paradise, they find themselves caught up in a treacherous war for the throne. The notorious rebel group ARSON is on the rise and Lucien’s people are slowly and mysteriously turning into monsters. Everyone is marked for suspicion and ultimately, they only have each other to trust.