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spoil me😘 treat me like the princess i am😘 my inbox is always open babes😘

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tiny babies❤️

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[cowinatrenchcoat]

It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."

It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:

It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

[ripempezardexerox]

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[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[antlershade]

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

[a-book-of-creatures]

Very beautiful, very powerful

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@spacekrakens

[amateur]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

[lubefairy]

I will.

U feel it in ur pussy

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[cometcrystal]

god i’m kin with this picture of jigsaw in a baseball hat and hoodie

[cometcrystal]

[transmortifried]

[only-tiktoks]

[fatsexybitch]

So much respect,even the silly crocs match the outfit

[punkrorschach]

yes true: platforms like that reduce your sense of pressure and how quickly you can shift pedals! it’s even better to drive in socks or barefoot (check your local laws, this is illegal some places)

[hellenhighwater]

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[plaguedocboi]

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

[rosyfacedlovebird]

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[theaologies]

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[aletheyass]

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

[carbonation-cryptid-deactivated]

He also makes SEX perfume

[veronicabunnies]

[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[mclennonyaoi]

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

[ghost-cassette]

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

[dsmsix]

you go girl! and don’t come back!

[dsmsix]

[empress-of-dark2005]

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Dope blog 🤩

thank you sweet heart!🩷

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Well yeah! I’m here addicted and crushing away on you 😍🙊🫣

awe, thank you!🥰🥰🥰🥰 you’re an absolute sweet heart🩷🩷