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"What! What are you- [laughs] Stupid, give it back! [laughs some more] Let it go!"

xmasskeleton

He thorsty

thedankest

damianimated

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

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hanitje

Harry and Meghan Decides To Leave The Monarch

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wakandamama

Harry: Yall killed my mama, so imma make sure you dont kill my wife.

humoristics

The thing with statistics - via

angremlin-deactivated20250312

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

agentumbls

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

karethdreams

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

alphacygni

Especially the lies, guys.

gahdamnpunk

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

injuries-in-dust

Employers, banks and other financial institutions already send detailed information to the IRS. The government knows how much you owe in tax. If they wanted to they could send you a tax bill and a form you could fill in to claim back taxable expenses (like travelling for work purposes.) It’s called Return Free Filing And is used in the majority of countries in the world. The American tax system has been deliberately set up this way so people will engage accountants, tax services, and tax software like TurboTax, because those same companies spent a lot of money lobbying Congress to keep the tax system complicated so they can make more money when you hire their services. They’re basically using the money you’re paying them to make sure congress doesn’t make your taxes easier.

ohmygoshbabyanimals

peasantbarbie

BEEF

theyreoutofcontrol

Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef

That I will be stopping by later to pet him

o-kurwa

No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK

profoundtwigtree

Is it racism? Like don’t get me wrong I think some of it stems from racism but I thought it was more because she isn’t British than anything else??

ayeforscotland

Narrator: It was racism.

yamelcakes

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

marisatomay

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

marisatomay

the thing about siblings is I wanted a dog and I got a younger sister and then a younger brother instead and you love them and would die for them but you’re also ready to take them out at any second zero (0) hesitation and because you’re forced to spend all of your time with these other humans for like the first 20 years of your lives all of that love and anger manifests itself into sarcasm and arguments and tricking them into doing stupid shit that you knew would end bad and it’s all surrounded by a constant refrain of “don’t tell mom”

I don’t know a single set of siblings that shows their love and devotion to each other by always getting along and always being super affectionate and supportive all while calling each other “big sis” and “little bro” (if i wanted to be that condescending I would do better than pointing out birth order) but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other it’s just shown in different ways

the-messenger-hawk

Avatar ships as the “Baby” meme

rediscovered this meme/joke format

unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.