Darko

[simplydarko]

Hi. My name is Darko. DAR-KO. I got bored alright? Don't question it. I'm from Bucharest, Romania. English isn't my first language but I know enough to knock you flat on your ass with just words.

@1nvictus (#my fucking brother.) — Nigel Banyai. Brother from another mother. Puts the N in Nenorocitule. @houroftickingtime (#time to shut the fuck up.) — Hourglass. Nothing short of fascinating. A real one-of-a-kind talent in getting themselves into stupid situations. anons: ⌛, spidey 🦈

tags: #from darko. — ic posts. #answering texts. — askbox replies. #smoke break. — ooc posts. [ anything with // is ooc text. ]

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info: Because Darko has a grand total of approximately five minutes of screen time, I'm basing my portrayal on the Space Invader series and just whatever I imagine for his character really. This is also partially my ooc ranting and Spacedogs blog. I need to funnel this fixation somewhere I fear. Darko is THE Spacedogs wingman.

Don't take anything here too seriously, I made this purely for the shits and giggles. I don't actually know Romanian either so don't squint too closely.

lore: Anything laid out for Darko on 1nvictus's page applies alongside whatever I'll throw in, but here are some main ones.

— post-canon; he does help Nigel leave for America and handles their business in Romania. — his legal name is "Dragoș" but he changed it to Darko. — single dad with a son. He's surprisingly a good father (well as good as a gangster can be). — ships Adam and Nigel. — makes great dessert.

[simplydarko]

// The aesthetics and music of Buckshot Roulette have me in a chokehold. When I see clubs I automatically think of Nigel and Darko.

[simplydarko]

It is always better when the club plays music like this, but the girls run the show and they don't appreciate it. I can atleast let them choose whatever gets them in the mood.

[simplydarko]

// Pulled my shit together and finally sat through the horror that was Charlie Countryman. I genuinely think the only good thing about that movie was Mads Mikkelsen's acting. The (non-existent) plot was comparable to something my brain cooks up amidst a fever dream. I would've preferred if the story was centered on Nigel, Darko and Gabi honestly, biases aside because atleast there was something coherent there.

Thankfully I had friends watching together, because I would've stopped watching within the first ten minutes. All for my fifteen minutes of Nigel and five minutes of Darko.

[1nvictus]

@simplydarko is half-tempted to simply smash this plate of durian into Nigel's face, but he doesn't think it'd be very smart of him at the moment. It'd make for a good picture though. Instead, he walks up to the other man and holds the plate close to his nostrils, allowing for the pungent scent to assault Nigel's nose before setting it down on the table.

"Try one."

Ce pula mea?? What the everloving fuck are you trying to kill me with? This shit smells worse than the nenorocitul we had to fish out the Danube. Absolutely not.

[simplydarko]

Durian. King of Fruits, from our friends in Thailand. Didn't think something like this was enough to kill you now. I should've asked for more in that case. Don't expect me to keep a straight face if "death by durian" is plastered all over your headstone.

[1nvictus]

You can tell them to stick it up their ass. Eat it yourself if you love it so much. Preferably far, far away from me.

[simplydarko]

Now that you say it, I think I'll eat it right here.

[1nvictus]

May you choke and die on the first bite, motherfucker. I'll have to raid a scented candle store now.

[simplydarko]

Oops, my hand slipped. Seems like there's durian splattered quite generously all over your hair and forehead now.

[simplydarko]

// I can't lie, the awful aesthetics of this blog is getting to me. I need to redo it soon.

[1nvictus]

@simplydarko is half-tempted to simply smash this plate of durian into Nigel's face, but he doesn't think it'd be very smart of him at the moment. It'd make for a good picture though. Instead, he walks up to the other man and holds the plate close to his nostrils, allowing for the pungent scent to assault Nigel's nose before setting it down on the table.

"Try one."

Ce pula mea?? What the everloving fuck are you trying to kill me with? This shit smells worse than the nenorocitul we had to fish out the Danube. Absolutely not.

[simplydarko]

Durian. King of Fruits, from our friends in Thailand. Didn't think something like this was enough to kill you now. I should've asked for more in that case. Don't expect me to keep a straight face if "death by durian" is plastered all over your headstone.

[1nvictus]

You can tell them to stick it up their ass. Eat it yourself if you love it so much. Preferably far, far away from me.

[simplydarko]

Now that you say it, I think I'll eat it right here.

[gentlebluestar]

One galaxy-sized star or ten star-sized galaxies?

- @simplydarko

hallo!

ten star-sized galaxies! i think they’d fit in the palm of ur hand. i’d spend hours looking at them.

[simplydarko]

I thought as much you would say that. Hi. I'm Darko.

[bea-yotch]

tag game !

close your eyes and pick three emojis! you get one re-pick. these three emojis will predict your next week and a half

mine: ☺️🪵🏝

looks about right actually ... im working on a treehouse and right now that means chopping wood, im going on a beach trip, and im joyous and whimsical >:3

@weirdgayweevil @sesneksheep @girl-on-the-subway @apple-anachronism @dont-judgemywaffles @a-bat-called-ash @quirkyidfk

[apple-anachronism]

🎚🦎🩻

whatever that means...thanks for the tag !!

[melonmard]

they're gonna turn up the gecko-factor in your bones (v serious condition)

😌🕟🚇ah fuck what could that mean

im gonna tag @squari5x6 @roseboy-in-training @dreamerdreemurr @shedoescalcforfunsies @v-auresco

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

Aaahh! Thank you melon :)

😻💆‍♂️👫

Um, ok, cat seems accurate. I have a cat. Head massage? I mean, i lek em, but I don't see one in my immediate future. And me with my boy! Yay that's happening on Tuesday! 2/3, not bad!

Tagging @librarifan @retired-abomination @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @theamazingmurderrocks @yeoldecryptid @ghostopossum123 @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @retired-abomination, @legendoflins, @sabba-tumbling, @moral-panick, @zzalina, @unwanted-pylades, @the-meest-me-ill-ever-be, @chaoticlittleleaf @poetry-and-revolution, @edensfruit417, @dottersstuff, @blorbusshmorbus, @asterrwritess, @girldante, @vanilla-daydreaming, @quia-nominor--leo, @wavaur, @post-troy-stress-disorder, @char-char-f0x, @lucidlyinlove, @convictedsodomist, @hercorrupterofwords, @cassiusthetyrannicide, @bramalamania, @gwenblings, @shakespeare-guy-anon, @merlischachen, @maltthebear, @granhairdo, @fortheloveofgrantaire, @florenceaftermidnight, @nom-nomzz, @currentlysherlocked, @biggest-fontanellelele, @pipatetka-be-cranking, @comeandrockmeamadeusxx, @iwillruinyourincarnation + open tags (+ no pressure to anyone, and tell me if you DON'T WANT TO BE TAGGED!)♥️

[iwillruinyourincarnation]

🤤❤😁

This could mean anything.

Anyone can join! @merridelicious @softlyoutoftune @schubertfan

[merridelicious]

Well, more pictures of Tom Hulce are definitely in your future.

😂🥰🤭

Tagging @wolfliet @anguawolf and @lavendercatboy-blog

[anguawolf]

😅😈😭

Yeah.. that holds up

No-pressure tagging: @weirdowoody @allmyandroids and @wolfatethedoor

[allmyandroids]

🥹😭🔥

this isnt predicting my week its predicting my emotions I have when I watch the next Blacklist episode tbh, im sure of that ahdjsdj

tagging: @manusass @gleamingsilence @jamesyspader

[manusass]

🎧🌯🥰

That’s just a typical day for me… so nothing changes

I tag: @whoretzka @1nvictus @goretzkastits

[1nvictus]

🚬😔🫶

What.

@w00den-antlers @spideysharkk @little-pink-ribbon @feline-in-a-bowtie @snail-kinda-died

[snail-kinda-died]

⌛️🫪😔

why are we both '😔'

Anyways because of this im tagging you @houroftickingtime

@spaceman-raki @vizlas-retirement

[houroftickingtime]

😔🤞😁

AYYYYYY THREE FOR THREE WITH "😔"!!!!!!

thank you for tagging me twin😝😝😝

I SHALL TAG......... hmmmmm.............. @simplydarko @tattledtales anddddddd @straysandempathy !!!!!!!

[simplydarko]

🥲💔😞

What the fuck.

[1nvictus]

@simplydarko is half-tempted to simply smash this plate of durian into Nigel's face, but he doesn't think it'd be very smart of him at the moment. It'd make for a good picture though. Instead, he walks up to the other man and holds the plate close to his nostrils, allowing for the pungent scent to assault Nigel's nose before setting it down on the table.

"Try one."

Ce pula mea?? What the everloving fuck are you trying to kill me with? This shit smells worse than the nenorocitul we had to fish out the Danube. Absolutely not.

[simplydarko]

Durian. King of Fruits, from our friends in Thailand. Didn't think something like this was enough to kill you now. I should've asked for more in that case. Don't expect me to keep a straight face if "death by durian" is plastered all over your headstone.

[simplydarko]

Ce pula mea I can't decide whether I prefer getting drenched in rain or in sweat. Preferably neither.

[houroftickingtime]

i am full of beautiful and wonderful fucking RAGE (my jaw still hurts and it's been like almost a week now💔)

[1nvictus]

Go to a fucking doctor. Jesus Christ.

[houroftickingtime]

😰😰 DOCTORS😰😰😰 TRUST i'll be fine, the pain is ALMOST gone and i didn't even need to take painkillers💪😎

TOUGHING IT OUT LIKE THE DIVA I AM💪😎

[simplydarko]

Sounds like idiocy. Typical.

[simplydarko]

[1nvictus]

Hah, hole in the ceiling. Couldn't be me.

- @simplydarko

Could be you if you're not careful.

[simplydarko]

Didn't know buildings cared whether I'm being cautious or not these days. What's your ceiling made of, paper?

[1nvictus]

Plasterboard, same as yours. You'll care if you suddenly find explosives on your roof. If you're lucky, I'll time it to go off when you're not home.

[simplydarko]

Try me, fuck you gonna do all the way from the States? However if I do find my roof blown to shit, I will send you a thank-you note in gold font for not bringing it down on my head. Maybe I'll even throw in some roses.

[1nvictus]

I still know a lot of people back home. Maybe even some you don’t know about. Gold lettering and roses? How romantic. I’d almost think you want me to blow your house down.

[simplydarko]

Always the sly one. I'm not surprised. Keep your secrets, I don't care for them as long as they don't interfere with me. In that case, I will make sure to handpick roses full of thorns and shove it down your throat. You'd make for a good vase.

[1nvictus]

Hah, hole in the ceiling. Couldn't be me.

- @simplydarko

Could be you if you're not careful.

[simplydarko]

Didn't know buildings cared whether I'm being cautious or not these days. What's your ceiling made of, paper?

[1nvictus]

Plasterboard, same as yours. You'll care if you suddenly find explosives on your roof. If you're lucky, I'll time it to go off when you're not home.

[simplydarko]

Try me, fuck you gonna do all the way from the States? However if I do find my roof blown to shit, I will send you a thank-you note in gold font for not bringing it down on my head. Maybe I'll even throw in some roses.

[simplydarko]

DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKOOOOOOOOO

so i can't remember if i actually TOLD you about it BUT i have blackmail material of Nigel hehehehe... >:) well................ GUESS WHAT I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE AND HAVEN'T SLEPT ENOUGH SO HERE IT IS HEHEHEHE

AND AND AND i edited THIS picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND AND AND AND ANDDDDDDDDD I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF YOU!!!!!! :D

HEHEHEHEHE

- ⌛

There's a fine line between recklessness, stupidity and bravery and you're using it like a skipping rope. I'll barely let you off for my picture just because that second picture is some ridiculous creation. I'm almost tempted to frame that up in the club now.

@1nvictus Found you a new profile picture. Just purrfect if you ask me.

[1nvictus]

Hah, hole in the ceiling. Couldn't be me.

- @simplydarko

Could be you if you're not careful.

[simplydarko]

Didn't know buildings cared whether I'm being cautious or not these days. What's your ceiling made of, paper?