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ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

joedizzlefoshizzel

honestmagpie

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

dnd-apothecary

i laughed so hard at this comment

reallyreallyreallytrying

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

mystic-bullshit

*they’re

reallyreallyreallytrying

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

parkore

CSP is 50% off rn it includes .abr brush compatability 3d models for references and shit go get it

mollish-art

TO ALL ARTISTS: TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SALE.

CSP is an amazing art program - I’ve been looking to purchase it for a long time now, and this 50% discount just made that possible!

Spread this to all of your artist friends quickly - it ends on March 16!

ruffboi-mags

March 16th 2021 at 8am GMT/UST is when the sale ends, go nuts artist friends!

parakeet

so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

That’s his Tinder profile.

And you’re next

v.2

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

0hpartyb1

a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control

twerkyvulture

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

cloudfreed

me when im hungry

henrywasnthereaskanyone

weaver-z

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

neshatriumphs

I cannot be cackling like this in the middle of the night.

eggpuffs

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

ot3

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

vanillacorpse

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

ot3

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

vanillacorpse

oh ive never tried one. let me

hhg. what is this flavor?

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

iguanamouth

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

iguanamouth

its too late we have gone outside to play

sixmapleleafs

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

note-a-bear

I just need everyone to know that this is exactly the energy of Philadelphia at all times

missypena

I mostly keep this space for art only and just post and go, but want to share this thing I’m part of since I’ve had people asking me about it on Twitter. I’ve been open on Twitter about being a phase one covid-19 vaccine human test subject for Kaiser Permanente and Moderna. Now the trial I’m in has opened a registry for people who are interested in testing the vaccine to join. There are two registries, one for people in the Seattle-area and a national (USA) one.

While I’m just an artist and can’t answer any scientific or technical questions about the vaccine, I can talk about my experience of being in phase one of the trial so far.

I applied when I found the call for applicants by luck on Twitter back in early March, and I just so happen to live close enough to the trial clinic to walk there. I went through a standard physical checkup and questionnaire about my health, and they checked all my health records to make sure I was a good candidate for the test vaccine, (as one of the very first people getting the test vaccine they had to make sure I was 100% healthy and had no pre-existing conditions whatsoever). They made sure I understood everything they were going to do and that I knew I could leave the trial at any time for any reason. I got the first injection on March 17th and the second on April 14th. I don’t know what amount of micrograms I was given, (25, 100, or 250) but I’m sure I could ask. I filled out a paper form for a week after each injection and detailed any symptoms or lack of symptoms. I had no symptoms except for some pain around the injection site the first time, (comparable to the pain of a tetanus shot) and had the same pain + a mild fever and chills after the second, (which was gone after a night of sleep). I’ve gone in regularly for them to take blood samples so the scientists can see how the vaccine is working in me. I’ve mostly interacted with nurse practitioners and have only met the head of the study, Dr. Lisa Jackson, once before so she could answer questions. Everyone has been extremely nice, professional, and personable. I’ll be in the trial for 14 months total, and I am not allowed travel outside the United States during that time or donate any blood. Also if anything happens to me, (like if I really sick, even if it’s not covid related, or get in an accident or get injured) I have to let them know as soon as possible.

Anyway, all that is to say the vaccine trial so far hasn’t been so scary! And it claims to be having promising results, which I’m really excited about as a believer in science. If anyone has questions about the trial, my ask box is open. Again I can only answer based on my personal experience since I’m not a scientist, and I want to avoid spreading any misinformation about something so important. There’s actually a lot of good info about this study out there, (I’ll link some articles below) and I don’t have any special insider knowledge beyond what’s been put out there.

If you’re interested in joining the registry to potentially become a covid-19 vaccine human test subject, here’s some links to sign up:

Seattle-area registry: https://corona.kpwashingtonresearch.org/

National (USA) registry: https://coronaviruspreventionnetwork.org/

And articles / more info:

Kaiser/Moderna trial update from 7/22

Moderna’s vaccine trial timeline in progress

Dr. Lisa Jackson’s Preliminary Report from 7/14

The Coronavirus Vaccine Is on Track to Be the Fastest Ever Developed, by The New Yorker from 5/22

A COVID-19 vaccine will work only if trials include Black participants, experts say, by NBCNews from 6/17 (not Moderna trial related, but still extremely important)

Phase 3 COVID-19 vaccine trials start at Emory, giving Atlantans a potential shot at immunity, by Atlanta Magazine from 7/23 (this one answers a lot of great questions!!!)