Sweaty And Petty

Get you a man that can do both

[starvingwolf18]

FF7R Is a good game

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

[th4nkyoub3n]

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

[whoweareneverstopschanging-deac]

[cursedimages]

[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

do you want to try prime

[porterr-robinson]

[miss-maela]

Gotta have sound on

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[captain-rez]

[nympheminist-deactivated2018030]

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

[turning-point-albania]

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

[gruene-teufel]

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[bogoffrogs]

[notallmensheviks]

[post-goth]

This looks like a page out of the Monster Manual, challenge rating: 30 Cher Shows

[tonyzaret]

[bewbin]

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[g0thcats]

[behind-the-student]

My therapist: you need to trust yourself

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me