ask me about the bog of frogs

Joseph - 22 - mlm - he/him/his. Mostly memes, with some hockey and animal crossing

[dilwica]

new quiz alert

BOOK BASED!!! ENTIRELY BOOK BASED!! warning for swearing? if u like this one go make my other hmc quiz darlings

AS PER USUAL TELL ME YOUR RESULTS!!!

[iguanamouth]

hope this isn't too morose. but. im reading a reddit thread of stories from people who were nearly murdered but survived, and...

so like. how do u feel abt "pull the trigger piglet" saving this dudes life

[iguanamouth]

[ragemovement]

[beesmygod]

What media should children be watching

they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again

[tilthat]

TIL that spiral staircases were installed in fire stations in the 1800s to stop the horses that pulled the engines going up the stairs when they smelled food cooking.

via reddit.com

[funnelcloudd]

That’s fine until you get a spiral horse

[disaster-magnet]

Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse

[funnelcloudd]

Corkse

[pressxtodavid]

Goofy walks into the men’s changing room

[funnelcloudd]

Honestly out of all the extremely stupid reblog chains I’ve been a part of on this website this one is by far my favorite. I think we did a great job here and should hit the showers.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

[carnationinstantbutch]

Has this been done yet

[strawberri-syrup]

older siblings were the first letsplayers

[deirdreskye]

Flirting with trans women on Tumblr: if I were a dog who's also a guy and you were my older sister would you turn me into a marionette doll

Flirting with trans women on tinder: you know, I'm something of a "sapphic socialist" myself 😘

[deirdreskye]

Me: Okay so you know those weird grass-eaters who live in that river valley over there? In about twenty or thirty thousand years they're going to come up with these things called "work" and "the family". This makes it pretty hard for moon shamans to fuck each other so they'll have to use these things called "apps"

Thog: oh I get it now that's pretty funny I guess. Can you show me more "drum and bass" music now

[kuvaton]

[ukulelekatie]

happy daylight savings to those who observe

[crazy-brazilian]

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[naamahdarling]

Hope this clears things up, person from 1935.

[nathanforyouofficial-deactivate]

[plounce]

take my really good which ds9 character are you quiz. no knowledge of star trek required

[joyfulgirl2001]

lore pemberton art autumn editions <3

[firefox-official]

every time i send my bag through the little tsa security conveyer belt im like there’s going to be cocaine in there