Dork Metamorphosis

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[inthefallofasparrow]

Spooktober Special // Bunch of Draclias | Tom Cardy

[boss-of-armadildos]

[math-is-magic]

#genuinely: this is what further research into the famous 'marshmallow test' showed#it wasn't that kids who were able to delay gratification were more likely to be successful later on#due to intrinsic qualities#it was that kids who had a stable upbringing were more likely to be successful#and ALSO: those kids had trust that their caregivers would keep promises#which is WHY they were willing to give up one marshmallow now for the promise of two marshmallows later#kids who did NOT have trustworthy caregivers#or who were in a fundamentally unstable situation#DID NOT have that trust so they wanted their one marshmallow NOW#same deal here i think#it's not that Gen Z is bratty#it's that they have no trust in the system and no faith that promises will be fulfilled#and frankly i do not blame them -@cicerfics

[blignick]

[wcwit]

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone

[x]

[cosmonautroger]

monday

[blignick]

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[creekfiend]

Who's Mr. Bean? Is he a villain from a game or something?

yes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cats are great because you can just be like "I'm bored and I'm going to make that your problem now", and they get it, because they did the same thing to you three hours ago.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Help he's bored and annoying me

[someoneblewafuse]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to be a girl who is also at least 700lbs of titanium, pcb, and oil

[drunkenskunk]

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[sinewavebats]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your last google search is your battle cry, are you humiliated?

yes

no

it's funny

results

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[feministbug]

aw fuck i knew this was a bad idea..

[funny-tik-toks]

[cute-catts]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[ephemeral-elegance]

Cut and Embroidered Lace Gown, 1904

Margaret Mulhall, New York

via The Met

[nyaa]

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