Just my free time

I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

Graduated!!

they’re making me do my job I signed up for

notyouiguess

Looking up to 40 years in the furture when you come to this post announce you've retired

in this economy?

I’ll add the death announcement on this post to my will

iraffiruse

tim-official

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

wagitfag

picklesbaseball

magikonch

nongunktional

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

nongunktional

tautological wordle answer

nongunktional

minovskyy

posts that make you open wordle

minovskyy

chryza

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

chryza

WHAT THE FUCK

chryza

nadirising

Olrox, cherubim

How have I not discovered Wilson Bryan Key before

"Bestiality may be illegal throughout most of the world, but, at the symbolic level, it appears to have sold a lot of Sprite."

?????????

I get it, I hate ads too and I want them dead, but this book is reaching harder than a Lamarckian giraffe to make its points.

"Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses."

I mean, the prospect of a cool beverage is -

"... Thinking in terms of male and female, which of the two Cinzano ice cubes would be female? ... Now ask, what is going on between this female and male set of ice cubes?"

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"... much credit must be given to the American advertising industry for its success in creating a sexual affair between two pieces of ice as a subliminal device with which to merchandise a liqueur."

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Are you being sexually aroused by this picture?

uncivilliberties

You can't take the piss out of this guy and then post the world's most fuckable ice cubes like that. You didn't even tag NSFW.

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

I didn't even share the Sprite ad u_u

This is the Sprite ad:

Do you see the subliminal seduction? Do you see it?

Relax again and look deeply into the almost hypnotic organization of bubbles surrounding the lime slice. Something rather strange is going on in the bubbles. The ear, an orifice of the human body, suggests that the effervescence rising from the glass may have aphrodisiac qualities, at least at the symbolic level, especially with the two-balled earring with one ball hanging lower than the other. Something highly symbolic is, indeed, going on in the bubbles above the lime slice. Before reading further, try to psych out the ice cubes in the glass. What is Sprite trying to tell you? The right side of the ice cube above the lime slice forms the back of an animal—a large shaggy dog with a pointed nose, or quite possibly a polar bear. The animal’s legs are extended outward to the left, parallel with the top of the lime. The animal’s arms (or legs, as you will) appear to be holding another figure which is human with long, feminine hair. Her face is located just above the animal’s head. The two figures, animal and human, are in what can only be described as a sexual intercourse position. The polar bear, dog, or whatever, is in sexual embrace with a nude woman.

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triflesandparsnips

afghanhound4755

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

calamaricarlo

I love this website so much

cinnamonghost

imposterogers

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

imposterogers

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

imposterogers

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

anachronistique

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

I saw on the news that the Drump administration is gonna start requiring testosterone testing for all male soldiers over 30 and wanna make hormone therapy more readily available for men with low testosterone and as a trans man I am looking extremely hard and exhausted into the camera right now

Most cis men don’t have low testosterone. If they do obviously they should get treatment because low t can really hurt people’s energy levels but you just know they’re doing this because of some sort of soy boy conspiracy theory bs.

And them trying to extend hormone treatment to more male soldiers after banning trans people from the military and making it harder for trans people to get medical care is obviously infuriating.

You know on the rare occasion that I do get a job interview the person interviewing me usually tells me that I interviewed really well in comparison to other people they’ve interviewed and that they like my answers to interview questions and yet they never hire me so tbh I’m starting to wonder what these people are looking for exactly

One time I was interviewed by I think about fourteen different people in one interview and they seemed to like me. Didn’t get the job. Still don’t know why that many different people needed to interview me.

No wait I just remembered it was about twenty people because it was for a university entry level admin position at their business school for a specific department and first they had all fourteen people in that major’s office interview me and then the six people in charge of the business school interviewed me.

That’s still the most people who have ever interviewed me in one interview. The second most I think was about three people interviewing me.

jarl-deathwolf

Was it like council style all at once, or more like hot seat one after another?

Council style but all of them took turns interviewing me so all of them did ask me several questions

jarl-deathwolf

That's slightly less crazy at least, but still comically excessive. And for an entry position! Are they the Order of the Gatekeepers or something?