everybody’s dead dave

she/her i’m heath. i like seal. 25.

[s1nosha]

baby's first tumblr acc and first thing she posts are gay people

anyways this is based off me and a friend who i deem an absolute manic in vs mode

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[fonv]

he's evil now

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[lost-carcosa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[the-big-mood]

[stephaniepriscillart]

Nana ootd 💋💗🎀🍓

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[mahawavy]

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i constantly fucking forget i installed this extension and i almost never send emails so every time it happens i get massively jumpscared i damn near pissed myself

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[rosemaryslullaby]

[flibberpuff]

I see this in screencap format all the time but I think it’s pretty much impossible to fully appreciate it without sound. 

[theehorsepusssy]