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heartshapedbasil

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

maplebungus-deactivated20221118

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

dadbodbobby

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

nice-malice

jenna marbles videos just be like you will watch me do whatever i want for 15 minutes and afterwards you will feel calm

catchymemes

7littlelibraries-deactivated201

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

fuckyahumor

i love this!!!

electricpentacle

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

southerntinkerbelle

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

destructiondragon360

“That’s my emotional support dumbass.”

latinposeidon

I remember one time someone tried to compare JKR and Rick Riordan to me and claimed that Rick is also writing representation for publicity but they are literally in no way comparable?? Like?

JKR:

Never shows Dumbledore as explicitly gay as canon

Falsely claimed that Hermione had never been described as white even though she had

Gave Cho Chang, a Chinese character, a name made of two Korean surnames

Took South Asian mythology and cast an East Asian woman to play the character, who is literally a pet snake to wizard hitler and whose hobby is to obey her master

When asked if Charlie is gay, responded ‘no, Dumbledore’s gay’

Made Queenie, a Jewish woman, side with the other wizard hitler

Compared lycanthropy to the HIV/AIDS epidemic and made one werewolf go around biting children

Signed off on Cursed Child. Enough said about that

Made a super side character Jewish in a tweet

Had Dumbledore repeatedly send Harry back to people he knew were abusing him

Rick:

Literally made the series so his son with ADHD and dyslexia could feel represented

Makes a major character in PJO gay and gives him a boyfriend in canon

Addressed abusive and neglectful parents without having people enabling said parents

Wrote a load of main characters that are canonically POC (Hazel, Piper, Frank, Alex, Leo, Grover, Carter, Sadie, Sam, etc.)

Has a relationship between a homeless guy and a mixed-race genderfluid trans girl

Wrote a deaf elf character and a male dwarf who loves fashion

Wrote about internalised homophobia and heternormativity

Has a hijabi Muslim main character

The main characters in Kane Chronicles are mixed race and talk about how people assume that Sadie isn’t related to Carter because she’s white-passing

Apollo is canonically bisexual and is the POV character in ToA

Used his popularity to help publish a book about Hindu folklore written by a Filipina/Indian woman so his fanbase would be able to read an accurate representation of the lore

Maybe Rick’s representation isn’t perfect all the time, but at least he used his platform to try to give as much canon representation as he can and in a way that children can understand, instead of just tweeting about it and refusing to put it in his books

pulchrabelle

he also has a whole program called Rick Riordan Presents where he highlights books that are similar to Percy Jackson but are written about other cultures by people within those cultures. Rick is a great example of someone learning as they go and genuinely trying to be be an ally, which is especially important for kids/ ya books

bumblebeebats

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

humansofnewyork

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

titenoute

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

artofriot

amishsicario

ulibeanzz

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

dazehazebabe

Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?

belindaforlesbo

No you fucking idiot

fourdrinkamy

university is just. it's you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world

he mean for this 😂

evil

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

professorsparklepants

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

kittyopteryx

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

mooretimetoplay

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

necrowemancer

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

jelloapocalypse

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

creepsandcrawlers

FUCK ME the reveal video

threefeline

“CHRIS??????”

tanoraqui

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

8bitmickey

kpopper

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

ruinedchildhood

heartfeltdelight

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

jesuisloupseul

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

adulthoodisokay

it just keEPS GOING

bookoisseur

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

wilwheaton

…the fuck.

xeduo

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

transhumanisticpanspermia

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”