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in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life

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man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they

grandmapuncher

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

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extremely fair point

carobren

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this radiates such chill chaos

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if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

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so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

lesbianrey

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

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cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

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cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

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Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

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CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

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@urulokid

jordisstigander

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

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casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.