Titles Are For Froods

I reblog and post things. Sometimes it's personal. Sometimes it's porn. Sometimes it's word vomit. Good luck with all that.

[a-femmefatalist]

When I think of him, I want to open my legs.

Anaïs Nin, Henry and June (via a-femmefatalist)

[geekandsundry]

naturally

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

Well this is an interesting problem.

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

How have you done this thing you did, boy.

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.

Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.

But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.

Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…

He made short work of that.

I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.

Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.

Jackpot.

Don’t give me that face. 

The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.

[downwithdignity]

Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.

[alterboyx]

@soundvsvision

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[argumate]

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

[fierceawakening]

okay this one is legit hilarious

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[sunnydial]

[espadacosmica]

the future is now

[video-hall-of-fame]

drinking games with the youth group

[crisolyn-uendelig]

by Chotronette of Romania

[rj-anderson-deactivated20160805]

Yes, I will take all of these, thank you.

[babyvivienne]

[genitalia-mania]

The best thing ever

[orgasmictipsforgirls]

oooh 💕

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[beenoman]

[faares-deactivated20231103]

فلسطينية في ايطاليا ❤️

[warag-3nb]

every one needs to see this and appreciate the raw beauty of it <3,

[scandalousbazinga-deactivated20]

a palestinian in italy <3

[blue-moon5]

She’s talented. And I love the way they speak.

[scandalousbazinga-deactivated20]

YES, he’s telling her “Ryma don’t be shy, do it, I know you can” <3

[earthmother29-deactivated202304]

 everything sooo beautiful, it made my heart smile.

[polyphonicpeacock]

Such beauty.

[ayqaart-deactivated20170320]

I actually cried

[finallllyyyyyyyyy-deactivated20]

she looks like water moving when she dances, so fluid

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[weloveshortvideos]

[archgayge]

no

[menalaus]

I refuse to accept this as true

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Why are they clapping like he just got a spare bowling instead of just committing an act of witchcraft

[thelannistersroar-deactivated20]

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

[kind-cult]

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

[ourconsciences-deactivated20160]

She’s one of the best beautiful people you’ll ever meet 👀

[hashtagloveloses]

i read this as “petty” and i was like “god yes all my best friends are im so proud”

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this