Farfe

HEADER BY FEEDMEJELL I’m Farfe, this blog is mostly reblogs! I draw sometimes, but don’t really use tumblr as an art platform, so you might get an art nugget every once in a while.

[azuries]

i finished gricking it

[hungwy]

*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*

Me: uhhh... white shirt

*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*

Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.

*screen changes*

Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap

Intercom: which one?

Me: uhhh... Plain black one

*I'm zapped again, longer this time*

Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.

*screen changes*

Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?

Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.

[feli-bo-beli]

what if ollie was EEVIL and slightly fluffier what do u guys think

[u3pxx]

first we a then we ba

[unclefather]

[blujayonthewing]

they're not even his teeth

[forestslut]

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[flamin-neko]

Sorry for purple

Attack for @snipdoodle

[snipdoodle]

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR PURPLE!!

[diathadevil]

Some Art Fight batches!

- Animus for @glassrooibos - Ami for @thateyeballguy - Franz for @vowofbrotherhood - Lady and Detective for @raisa-drawz

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[thefairytaler]

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[sambamjo]

just you and me...and our...dog?

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[carnival-phantasm]

Ant psychological torture youtube

[nerdgul]

He quarentined the ant for only 12 hours to document her behavior for science, gave her a lavish setup to ensure confort and after returned her safely to her colony and then probably cried because this dude loves his ants more than life itself. Never speak bad about my man antscanada again

[carnival-phantasm]

this ant is in therapy

[clownlore]

why is it using the yakuza fight splash screen font

[clownlore]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[redpenemblem]

For a Tumblr user: Robin and Henry.