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Solarpunk ☀ | Satunnainen suomipostaus | Finnish & English | Studying Mandarin, Farsi, Mari, Spanish, Hungarian and Russian | Interested in Karelian, Xhosa, Icelandic, Italian, Aymara, Kyrgyz, Uzbek, Samoan and Bislama

[destroymylife]

[momo-tea]

[plantanarchy]

new rule: you’re not allowed to talk about native plants until your activism involves indigenous people. you can’t really have a conversation about native plants, invasive plants, sustainable landscaping, or environmental justice as a whole without acknowledging that it’s ultimately part of a larger conversation about colonialism, imperialism, and genocide.

[cedar-glade]

@plantanarchy

You wanna make a youtube channel with me where we bitch and complain about improper issues in the horticulture industry with me

[plantanarchy]

I watched part of this yesterday and this man’s accent with this subject matter has killed me. The very New Jersey pronunciation of those scientific names got me fuckkeedd uppppp

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

A bureaucratic institution has established forms and procedures for an extraordinarily unlikely event

A character saves the day using a skill they have no excuse for knowing, which they claim to have learned through a mundane hobby or profession

Explaining something patently absurd in a very matter-of-fact way, particularly while referring to the person receiving the explanation as “sir”

A specific object or substance that’s needed to overcome a great danger proves to have been on hand all along in an unrecognised form

A janitor, plumber, or other tradesperson reveals that they’re already aware of some esoteric threat and have dealt with it before

An existential threat is accidentally averted in the course of dealing with an unrelated and much less serious problem

[die-rosastrasse]

I found this cutest little beetle, sleeping softly in a rosebud  ♡

[la-uniceja-de-radamanthys]

Y’all on tumblr:

me, an average person:

Here is Miles Morales

Y’all: We want a non white Captain America 

me:

Here is Sam Wilson (Falcon)

Y’all: what about a PoC  and muslim Captain Marvel

me:

Here is Kamala Khan

Y’all: We want a PoC Hulk

me:

Here you have Amadeus Cho

Y’all: we want a non male Poc Ironman

me:

here is Riri Williams (Ironheart)

Y’all: We Want LGBT+ heroes

me: 

America Chavez, Bisexual

me:

Logan, a raging bisexual

me:

in case y’all forgot, Deadpool is pansexual

[edjectedly]

Now all we need is for them to get their own mainstream franchises (Not counting Deadpool, but I do hope the movies really start showing he’s pan, or Miles because I think we will be seeing more of him)

[nikkalick]

Not a crossover I was expecting, but I’ll take it

[ferpykins]

yes it did happen

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

This is awesome, but why does Lil Nas have a hatchet? 😂

[kalichnikov]

To slice the panini

[babycrawlingveryfast-deactivate]

straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons

[antiporn-activist]

Whoever wrote this is brilliant.

[kdyongs-deactivated20190713]

sorry to ebeg once again but i just lost my job and i have no money for food so if anyone out there can spare any $$ towards me for food i’d appreaciate it.  i’m doing whatever i can to make ends meet but it’s not enough and i’ve been starving for a while now. please reblog this and don’t feel bad if you can’t spare any money my way, i understand.

https://paypal.me/saidisil

[kdyongs-deactivated20190713]

hey i’m starving and would really appreciate if anyone sent like $20 so i can eat this week

[tedpaints]

pride month is every month if you have the right attitude about it (links)

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[valtsv]

i just met my mom for coffee and as soon as we finished hugging and greeting each other the first thing she did was point at my super mario tshirt and ask me “is he a gay icon?” and i was so taken aback i just said “uh, sure” so umm happy pride month mario is a gay icon

[valtsv]

ok so i asked her to explain and it turns out since my mom has been staying with me to get to work more easily she’s spoken to my friends when they come over and heard some of our conversations and apparently she hears us talking about people we like being “gay icons” a lot and thought it seemed like we were having fun so she decided she wanted to try to make me laugh the next time we saw each other by joining in

[mellifexfarm]

god this is such an old meme but here. here is my take of the day

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

@skwerlly-squirrel @princeofmagick the dodo is not run by PETA, it was founded by the daughter of the founder of huffington post and is run by ex-huffpo staffers. It’s run by a bunch of people who don’t fact check anything and regurgitate a lot of what PETA say, but they’re not PETA themselves.

PETA isnt the ultimate be all and end all of the animal rights movement, the dodo is a separate and equally bad organisation taking advantage of peoples love for animals for profit. don’t reduce it to “everything is PETA’s fault”, it redirects the blame.

[mindboogling]

I don’t really know how to describe this feeling other than stressful, so I decided to draw it

Please let me draw and “sketchnote”

[kingofthewilderwest]

I will never forget the day when I was drawing, in the front row, with full out colored pencils in one of my 7000 level graduate school courses. And my professor walked by, glanced down, said, “Nice artwork!” and kept lecturing. She knew. She knew it was how I focused on the course material. It was validating and made me feel comfortable, confident, and alert the entire semester.

[forcefemininebehavior]

if you do the cost benefit analysis and say to yourself "killing people is worth a college degree" you are evil next question

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Hey!!!! Animation for adults doesn’t need to be full of tits and gore and shock humor!!!!! Be creative you hacks!!!!!!!!