[wyatthazy]

never doubt ilya knows how the staff likes to be treated after all these years

[apoisondartfrog]

I love alternate universe fics where Shane’s parents/Hayden find out because they walk in on like. Shane and Ilya passed out on the couch together. Ilya alone in Shane’s apartment in his pajamas. Open boxes of sugary cereal on the counter at the cottage. Ilya making a sick Shane soup. Ilya and Shane playing video games together and being so loud they didn’t hear the knocking on the door. Adidas sneakers lined up neatly in the hallway.

Fics where they don’t just stumble across Ilya, but also across evidence of deep and long-lasting affection.

Thank you to all the writers who keep feeding me.

[sexcondo]

he really said 🥺

[hopetofantasy]

The fact that it's all coming together! 🥺

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[rabdoidal]

modern adaptation of the odyssey in the same vein as movies like To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995), The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994), and The Birdcage (1996) in which Odysseus and his husband Percy own a bar in california called Ithaca and after Odysseus helps his friend Agamemnon organise a pride month music festival in Fire Island, he drunkenly agrees to journey back to San Francisco on a tour bus filled with kooky drag queens on their way to Palm Springs

[amyritter]

the penis gazer

[gayhockeyshow]

[hollanov-gurl]

Ilya’s altar 🫠

[hotelstares]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“ilya stop telling our friends we’re getting a divorce for god’s sake” shane says as he walks up to ilya talking to troy and harris and ilya looks back at him and goes “you literally refused to kiss me!” and shane almost yelling “i said i wanted to brush my teeth first!”

[heatedpigeon]

Hudson Williams Appreciation Week

Day 6: Favorite Trait | Hudson being shamelessly freaky and himself

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane and ilya are seated together being absolutely insufferable and annoyingly in love. ilya cupping shane’s face and kissing all over it while shane giggles and flushes bright red. their friends are watching from afar, troy going “they were at each other’s throats not long ago” and bood says “i know, it’s unbelievable how they go from trying to murder each other to this” motioning toward the lovey-dovey couple and wyatt adds “they fight like siblings, it’s insane and amusing at the same time” and dykstra says “let’s not put too much faith in them, they could start arguing again any minute now” and then they all watch as the couple starts full on making out and troy just goes “yeah, i don’t think they’re gonna fight right now”.

[hudkarma]

Hudson Williams for Bvlgari's Gold and Steel campaign

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is so smitten already. if you even care.

[shanesloverboy]

You know who the real victim of the Tuna Meltdown was? My boy Connors. Poor man had to share a room with bisexual terminator as he went through some of the roughest months of his life. He's a survivor.

moments before disaster

[hudkarma]

okay he's funny he can stay