[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya's Love Language

[writerjayne]

Ignore my other unfinished painting behind this painting but what do we think? Should I leave the partial Silhouettes or black out the whole moon except the gold between them?

[chechedelic]

i barked i cant lie

[dailyhollanov]

HEATED RIVALRY Season One, Episode One: Rookies

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane and ilya on a date, they decided to sit at the bar. and they’re there drinking and yapping like they always do when they’re together. when the bartender slides two drinks over and goes “those ladies over there bought these for you” and shane and ilya both glance over at the women who are very beautiful and clearly watching them. then shane goes “maybe they’re hockey fans?” and ilya looks at him with an eyebrow raised and asks “in greece?” and shane just shrugs. ilya turns back to the women, gives them a little wave and a polite smile, then grabs shane by the collar, pulls him in, and plants a big sloppy kiss on him right there at the bar. and when they pull apart, ilya looks back at the women and one of them is recording them with a big grin and the one goes “GO CENTAURS” and shane says excitedly “see they’re fans!”

[russianblush]

#they literally love each other

[hudkarma]

thank you Devan McHarg for all the good food

[thisfeebleheart]

Ya tebya lyublyu. Ya tebya lyublyu.

[sunnypeachyy]

gentle hug ᰔᩚ

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

hollanov + reflections smiling at each other

[kaijuerotica]

shane about to hook up with a man for the first time: is this a full suit and tie situation?

shane about get fucked by ilya for the first time: maximum cozy time

[dumb4pay]

Ilya: Hello! I am your captain Ilya Rozanov and I am here with fresh new rookie for Ottawa Shane Hollander!

Shane: I’ve played more games than you

Ilya: yes, yes in beer league I know

Shane: argh

Ilya: no, no, no I lie, this is Shane Hollander, 3 time Stanley cup winner, second best player in NHL, my husband as of 6 weeks ago, and our newest centaurs center!

Shane: thank you much better

Ilya: Today, Harris has asked us to play the newly wed game.

Shane: we’re going to be so good at this.

Harris (behind camera): first question: what does your husband think is your worst habit?

(Shane and Ilya scribble on whiteboard, then look up)

Ilya: Shane does not like it that I let my precious Anya give me kisses, he hates the love we share.

(Shane flips his board, it reads “lets the dog lick his mouth”)

Shane: I’ve seen Anya absolutely annihilate a squirrel in the backyard and you let her lick your mouth it’s disgusting.

(Ilya shrugs at the camera)

Shane: Ilya’s answer will be that I run the blender too early

(Ilya flips his whiteboard, it reads “5:30am smoothies”)

Shane: It’s not 5:30! It’s 7 at the earliest you big baby

(Ilya shrugs again)

[hothockey]

funniest thing abt The-Cottage.ep is that IT IS the actualization of the concept: "these two huge bugs are so compelling, let me put them in a glass box with some leaves and sticks, and just watch them be bugs together." and yeah, we the bug watchers, ate that shit uppppp

[hudconuinely]

I love them, actually

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane and troy recorded a video for the centaurs official account trying to cook some recipe from bood’s family. the thing is they did the whole video in total silence, just saying something here and there like “can you pass the salt? thanks” “can you chop the vegetables? thanks”. then harris had the idea of having ilya narrate the video. but he had to redo the whole thing cus in the first footage, every time shane appeared on screen ilya would just start gushing for way too long about how competent and pretty his husband is.

[knowjust]

please

[hr-rep]

Okay and what if I said Shane and Ilya have a game where Ilya points at different objects and says do you think we could make it fit [inside your asshole] which devolves just into Ilya looking at an object for a second too long and Shane going OBVIOUSLY NOT ILYA . This game goes on for a very long time.