[puppyaulait]

[habken]

double deku!!

+a bonus comic (manga spoilers)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[radicalgraff]

Trump’s golf course in Turnberry, Scotland was vandalized overnight by Palestine solidarity activists.

[highlandvalley]

[mn12platform]

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[dorothylarouge]

[theweirdwideweb]

New York

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[supermodelcats]

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked

[lycantropy14]

[maybetheyregiants]

do you like andrew hussie? their early work was a little too juvenile for my tastes. but when whistles the starlight calliope came out in '05, i think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. the whole comic has a clear crisp art style and a new sheen of consumate professionalism that really gives the narrative a big boost. they've been compared to ryan north, but i think hussie has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. in '07, hussie released this: mspaintadventures.com ; their most accomplished site. i think their undisputed masterpiece is "homestuck" a story so vast that most people probably don't read the words. but they should, because it's not just about coming of age and finding friends in unlikely places. it's also a personal statement about the author themself.

[normalguy3001]

hey, paul!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Magic can theoretically be used by anyone but it takes years of meditation and weaving past the fabric of the self and burrowing into the soul of the universe to cast even the most basic spells so where did this farm boy from the back ass of nowhere find the time to learn how to cast fireball

[what-even-is-thiss]

What do you mean he says he just thought about it really hard and figured it out on his own I went to college for this no stop holding me back let me at him I have some questions

[what-even-is-thiss]

Boy where did you learn how to do that? You’re… hold on. No you’re going to drive yourself into the ground if you keep doing that. What do you mean your pa told you to put your back into it that’s not how magic works there’s no back involved in it stop that you’ll strain yourself

[what-even-is-thiss]

Stop throwing fireballs at the horses we only have so many of those. No you’re going to get arthritis if you keep doing that hold your hand like this. No, you don’t get to fry them horses those ones aren’t for eating. Yes I’m sure your ma really appreciates you helping with dinner but it’s ruining your… boy stop aiming at the horses and pay attention I’m trying to stop you from consuming your own spinal fluid

[what-even-is-thiss]

There, now you’re getting it. Now go tell your pa to stop “putting his back into it”. Take this book. What do you mean you can’t read? You’re like ten. Your pa can’t read either- oh for gods sake this is going to take longer than I thought

[mollyjames]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]