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Leeloo/20's/lesbian/she/her -

[aquarytide]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

AVAST YE AN' HEED ME WARNING, MATEYS! Farrrr from me to hang the jib, aye, but me own transfiguratin' 'speriments up in ye Crow's Nest have Ran a Rig on me, landlubber me am, an' MAROONED ME NORMAL RHETORIC IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

yarrr...orcs and pirates be semiotic neighbors, ye rough and tumble carousers. Aye, tuskless another day. Scupper me gay baka life

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[dailycatsblog]

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[jenny-holzer]

[only-cat-memes]

[pensivespacepirate]

my house #myhouse

[kittydealer]

u/mikuderri

[kittydealer]

fell asleep mid convo (unmute)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do not ride on

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich