Out of context Quotes from my campaigns
“Exasperation, exacerbation, extra-masturbation”
“Are you mad I just did 9 piss damage?”
“He pulled the mace from his Himcage” - In reference to a skeleton friend named Rib
“Well just draw some angry eyebrows on him, we need the money!”
“My God demanded I sell this dank kush.” -Our Paladin
“Yeah, we don’t just want ‘Hall Spit’ as a reward.”
“You dismount the manticore as the wood elf is Burt Reynoldsing down the way.”
“You are pubes, hear him roar.”
“Can we dance battle the lich?”
“You’ve just crit with ghost shit…” -DM
“Granted, that’s ice cream and not dead kids.”
“We’ve got 2 ropists on the team.”
“How’d that elf get in our truck? IS HE GONNA PIMP OUR RIDE? It’s XZIBIT!”
“The horse is in the suitcase *Kick open the suitcase*. Out comes a very startled horse.”
“We’re gonna turn you in too if you don’t put your dicks away.”
“What does HE do?” “He has a mace and he’s a lot of fun!”
“*Mystery magic arrow hits enemy, enemy turns into a sheep* Oh. So that’s what that does.”
“Oh, you KNOW I’m gonna throw a horse corpse.”
“You’ve been grabbed by a snake with 2 arms… You’ve been grabbed by a lizard with no legs.”
“The bones haven’t noticed you.”
“That’s one dragonkin per square foot!”
“You all look at where Jerry was standing and Jerry is now a bear.”
“I’m gonna go ahead and use Shatter the Grundel.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the door is now purring… And I am out of eggs.”
“All this damn DLM shit, GET A JOB AND GET OUT OF THE ROAD”
“We’re facing a freakin’ army of horse tossers!”
“EAT ME, YOU ELEGANT, C***”
“Don’t cut off the whore’s hand”
“I cut off the snake’s hand”
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