whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing
I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.
wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]
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whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing
I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.
wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]
wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job
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no there were 3
the King of Toys has inserted a giant wind-up key into lady liberty’s back, and claims he will hold the city hostage until “the war in Iran is over.” which seems strangely topical
usually he wants, like, candy or something
does anytone have the eminem 'now does that seem fair to you' post
God how devastating would it be if there was an active shooter in santas workshop like elves hiding behind the toy conveyor belts and inside of stockings and crap oh man
Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain
I ate a serviceberry and contributed to my community
in the club asking the dj to play laura palmers theme
tbh I find it kind of hard to take selectively pro-cop or pro-psychiatry leftists all that seriously, especially when their leftism is very "comfort-based feminism" flavoured.
So, it is actually pretty dangerous to leave the house and be in public while seriously psychosocially disabled. Cops routinely assault people for shit like "acting strange," and the common line when they do so is "well I thought he was high on something." They are almost always cleared in court and seldom if ever even suspended with pay for being like this.
I was once slammed to the ground, pinned, handcuffed, dragged to the station and almost charged because I mistakenly thought I had the legal right to use a bus while schizophrenic.
See, I was pacing around talking to myself, as one does, and some nearby white woman called the cops on me. You MUST understand, there is always a Nearby White Woman. I wasn't threatening anybody, getting up in anybody's business, nothing like that, I was a fair distance from everybody else. I know because she fucking filmed me the whole time she was waiting for the cops to arrive lol.
Then old mate in the uniform comes right up, hand on his gun. "What have you taken? What have you taken?" The thing is, psychosis often comes with disorganized speech, and he's interpreting my answer as evidence that I'm high. Uh oh.
Then for forty eight hours I'm in the psych ward. Blood tests, invasive questions. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt had to ask me about my sexuality. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt is asking me if I masturbate. Explain to me why even after a blood test came back clearing me Dr. Densecunt is asking me about if I'm on The Substances. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt is refusing to call my family when I tell him to. They have no idea where I am. My grandma's losing her mind. Explain to me why Dr. Densecunt's answer to "when can I leave?" is "when we're confident you're safe," as we're the only demographic it's legal to hold captive indefinitely without the violation of any crime on suspicion alone.
You don't see schizophrenics outside unless we're homeless because you are a danger to us, Heather. Our safety depends on your comfort, Heather, and you are never fucking comfy, Heather.
And the thing is, I tell this story in leftist circles, and some fucking Melany, some Susan, some Cassandra or her wannabe boyfriend Mark always slithers out to tell me that I need to be sympathetic becuase wh wh what if she had trauma.
What if the sight of a disabled man fifteen feet away from her existing in public really triggered her tr tr tr trauma. Her mental health, defined as her comfort, is more important than your mental health, defined as a right to exist in public spaces, because you are ontologically a threat. Does this actually keep Heather safe? Fuck no it doesn't. Mate, the shit they do to disabled and especially schizophrenic women. You call the pork patrol on a schizophrenic woman, you have almost guaranteed she's going to be sexually assaulted, but what's worse? A disabled woman's rape, or Heather being expected to share a fucking sidewalk. Goddamn
You cannot be serious with viewing either disabled men as automatically a threat to you, or the police as existing to protect women. Exhausting. One day I will kill god for allowing the creation of the true crime podcast
He not even that special. I couldve cooked my dog into mustard gravy too
You'll never be him.
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the doldrums" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit [5 minutes later] dude I swear I just saw a whale carcass on the horizon my buddy silver, squeezing eel guts into a bucket: the captain can control the weather
hey man do u have any stagnant water where my spawn can gestate
Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.
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don't call them...don't call......don't....
why can't i remember anything..?