Mostly Ghostly

[energyprison]

i used to play softball as a little baby and i spent most of my time picking flowers in the outfield 

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

picking flowers while youre supposed to be playing sports is gay culture

[blluish]

[memescomedy]

[yourladyindank]

It would uh, be a 180 I think

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Not if she beats you fast enough.

[catsuggest]

im very excited about my plans for tonighte !

[barren-and-trivial-words]

what are your plans, cat?

[catsuggest]

im going to wander around a dark empty room scremeing mournfully and nobody will ever know why

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[dajo42]

“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

[clarke-griffin-archive]

#queer people are celestial bodies is what i’m saying

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[mackleheapsmore]

thanks 

[sovietnam]

[yves420]

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

[lesbianherstorian]

a collection of vintage lesbian protest pins

[ayodreamcat]

[sketchytank]

Hey, I really need more people to take this survey for my psych class

It takes less than 10 mins and its easy! 

I’m only 20 responses away from the responses I need, it would really help me out! 

Where it asks who asked you, click Anneke van Dam thats me thanks!

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/QZTJ2DL

[yonceeknowles]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[lesbianshepard]

[soup-erb]