hi i love you

im soft and I have no idea what's going on They/he 29

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[starg0ld]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[charl0ttan]

growth and self improvement is a lil like bdsm. u have to be a lil masochistic abt it. when youre less than proud u gotta lean into the pain. dont it feel good to know better..

[mlarayoukai]

[betterisbest]

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

dj tummy overhang falling out of the bottom of your shirt would also like you to put your hands up in the air

[saltwaterandstars]

For my birthday my best friend got me a set of glasses that, when you stack them, look like a fish! Genius!

[bobdylanyaoi]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[bettedavisgf]

this year we are not talking about “girl dinner” we are getting real we are eating full meals and having fun doing it. we are cooking up a protein and a carb and a serving of vegetables and maybe even some dessert too

[sandmandaddy69]