charlie kelly, attorney at bird law

she/her, 24, Canada. tv shows, film, hockey, asoiaf, and more will all be found here. dm me for permission to speak on Sansa Stark.

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[pwhl-mybeloved]

I need like 20 more pop stars and then we’re gonna expand with pwhl hollywood

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[bisexualrozanov]

"Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?"

[shanebuffys]

Alicent Hightower in every episode:

[eddtollett]

[gameofthronesdaily]

FABIEN FRANKEL & FREDDIE FOX as CRISTON COLE & GWAYNE HIGHTOWER in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022–)

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[jaynejezebelle]

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

[alysmond]

"The best and the worst." So one of us is like to live in song. "And a few who were a bit of both. Like him." – A Feast for Crows

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season 3, Episode 5, "Unbowed and Unbent"

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[chanelpirate]

Javert is one of the funniest characters ever like. Man really is so black and white that once he processed that ACAB he really went…. ‘I am cop,,, therefore,,, I am bastard,,, therefore,,,’ only to then immediately address this by throwing himself off a bridge. Flawless praxis tbh

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[wulfhalls]

we used to have real writing on television

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you