[segamascott]

[animentality]

[kaylmao]

[kaylmao]

[dogpuppy]

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[albertserra]

Some of u guys really just need to eat a warm butter croissant and settle down a little

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[catchymemes]

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[pirategf]

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[helenvaughans]

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel