shitpost central

very real Kate Butch fanpage drag posting account: @agoraphobiablr

[danwithouttheplan]

They put my pirate ship in a bottle. This sucks, I can't sail anywhere now.

[itswrenlyart]

Playing around with Hornet designs again. This one is specifically Act 3

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

[bugthehyena]

AF attack on @itswrenlyart the wonderful character Brine-Ears

[itswrenly]

@skooshsnoosh @snail-sex5 LOOK AT MY CREATURE 💖💖💖💖

[once-ina-blue-moon]

attack on tarsakh for beloved mutual @itswrenly. I NEVER LOSE.

[itswrenly]

@skooshsnoosh @cheesest1cks LOOK AT HERRRR

[dragsource]

M1SS JADE SO drag race down under vs the world entrance look for anon

[cat-makesart]

guess which one i am

[adu5]

old🫠

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[i-am-the-oyster]

[pukicho]

Would you marry one of your followers?

Not date? Not even 'get to know' first? Straight to marriage?

[spacejunk13]

why marriage? why not straight to divorce?

[pukicho]

Because, I would make my unknown stranger wife very happy

[strudelmcdoodledoo]

been busy lately but ohhhhhh my notebook is getting the full brunt of my phi gwyn and zac hyperfixation i fear this is turning into a phase

my notebook has all my “ugly art” but i like the ugly it has charm and fun and whimsy

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[ghostinapool]

Divinity AU

Free De La Hoya

A forest guardian that presents himself as a deer-human hybrid, Free is a high ranking forest spirit that communicates with animals, has healing and lifestealing magic, as well as incredibly heightened senses of perception and stealth. (He can smell everything. He hates it.)

(Asks open!)

[kirikomamura]

[spookylagoon]

Some recent sketches (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.