meme box

this is where i put my memes

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole

[mrsterlingeverything]

Last night i took my weed pen to the top of mt sinai and god struck it down

Shot it right out my hands with his gaussian beam

[mrsterlingeverything]

Then i brought up hot dogs he cooked that shit too

[only-tiktoks]

[justgarb]

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

[torchickentacos]

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[casgirl]

I DONT want the world to see me cuz I don’t think that they’d understand when everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[achillesinhighheels]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[penandinkprincess]

owning these mixes should require a license like owning a gun requires a license, I think

[penandinkprincess]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A MALINOIS BUT FASTER???????

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[secondbeatsongs]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[lavendersalve]

[keatonpatti]

[christianstepmoms]

I remember signing this bat

[totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20]

ohhh so that’s what that was for

[memorycycle]

i should go insane and start believing that how close you are to god is based on how many axis of symmettry you have and start holding things like worms and and red blood cells and planets in high regard and i make a contraption to turn my body into a sphere junji ito style

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Good idea

[memorycycle]

no its a horrible i dea i should kill whoever came up with it. turn them into some kind of 3d shape gruesomly for that

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

[catchymemes]