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[skunkstrunk]

gomen gomen gomen

i want to be more active on here but work and personal issues don’t allow it. i’m going to try to find time to be able to be on here and balance work life. as of right now, my boyfriend and i are moving next month so i’ve been busy packing and cleaning up this apartment so we don’t get overcharged when we leave. it’s annoying bc we have a roommate who doesn’t do anything at all except stay in his room.

i’ll try to get on as much as possible but i can’t guarantee that i’ll be 100% active everyday. I’ll probably be on a few times a week until I get things settled so please bear with me until then!

[coxgitando]

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

[skunkstrunk]

hey guys. i hate doing this but this blog is gonna be on hiatus until further notice. my laptop decided it wanted to not instal the updates bc the space is so limited and it won’t let me do anything despite trying to free up enough for the updates. I’m saving for a new laptop so for now, I’ll be mobile but won’t be able to reply to anything. but feel free to ask for my dis.cord!

[skunkstrunk]

hey guys. i hate doing this but this blog is gonna be on hiatus until further notice. my laptop decided it wanted to not instal the updates bc the space is so limited and it won’t let me do anything despite trying to free up enough for the updates. I’m saving for a new laptop so for now, I’ll be mobile but won’t be able to reply to anything. but feel free to ask for my dis.cord!

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

"Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

"I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

[memesandthings]

RANDOM ANGSTY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“I only want you.”

“You lied to me…”

“I fucking loved you.”

“Why didn’t we work?”

“I can’t keep doing this.”

“Fuck you. I trusted you.”

“I fucking fought for you.”

“I hate that I need you.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Just leave, okay? Just go.”

“You can’t fix it this time.”

“I wish I could let you go.”

“Are you sure about this? Us?”

“Will you ever trust me again?”

“Why wasn’t I enough for you?”

“How could you do that to me?”

“You’re not what I want anymore.”

“I love you, but the timing is wrong.”

“I’m not ready to throw us away yet.”

“I guess we’re done for good, then?”

“They’ll never love you the way I did.”

“You hurt me. I hope you know that.”

“I really wanna kiss you right now.”

“You never loved me the way I loved you.”

“I just wish you felt the same way about me.”

“We’ll never be able to make this work.”

“I wanna forget you, but I fucking can’t.”

“Do you even regret what you did to me?”

“You never gave a fuck about me, did you?”

“Please stop pretending like you care about me.”

“If you’re trying to make me jealous, it’s working.”

“Stop trying to talk to me. I don’t have anything to say to you.”

“Do you ever think about me? About us? About what we had?”

“Just say you don’t care about me, and I’ll leave you alone for good.”

“I don’t know how you sleep at night, knowing what you did to me!”

[skunkstrunk]

it’s been a bit but between work and going to a con and such, i haven’t had time to actually get online in a while. but i will be back soon. i may try to hop on tonight.

[skunkstrunk]

muses | rules

personals do not like / reblog

[skunkstrunk]

muses | rules

personals do not like / reblog

[skunkstrunk]

ehehehe — like this for a starter! please specify muse, too!

[skunkstrunk]

such good boys

[bountyman]

rp partner: so idk how u feel about really dark threads and violence and gore and stuff but–

me, putting my finger against their lips: i’m in

[skunkstrunk]

no fun...:

              THE NERVE ! she has so many words that she wants to say , but she’ll HOLD her tongue , let her eyebrows knit together in frustration , bottom lip push further into a POUT . why’s he being so … rude? she’s handled kids like him before ; but not on this LEVEL . it’s an uncomfortable feeling , it almost swallows her up , but she swallows , before eyebrows SHOOT up . 

              “ i can’t skip school ! as student council president … that would be … a bad example to set , “ she says softly , but there’s something else that lingers in her words , something she’s not COUGHING up to the other . * ( doesn’t he know?  this is all she has , all she has for her FUTURE . she has nothing but this , everything else has SLIPPED through her fingers , too fast for her to catch , this is all that she’s worth . the tears spilled will forever leave stains on her soul . )

                 “ but i can’t just let you leave either … er … “ conflict arises in her mind on her features as she bites her bottom lip . 

GROAN. was she serious? right foot crosses behind the left, arms fold back behind his head. alright, fine. 

“ okay, okay. jeez. you’re so annoying, you know that? “ way to be blunt. “ but that doesn’t mean i’m staying here. so you can do whatever you want, princess. “ again with the nickname.

yuuki would walk past her, not bothering to look back. after all, it was her decision to stay or leave. 

[skunkstrunk]

@frostwinkled asked for a flower!

winter air overthrew any warmth he had grown to know in such a short period of time. it wasn’t often that he would have to travel to the winter season, not that he didn’t mind. his friends no where to be seen, he had decided he would go off on his own to look for them. the young prince and his rabbit companion didn’t hesitate to take off on new adventures thru the forest on their own.

a days travel would be wasted; no sign of his friends anywhere. it was starting to get late and the young skunk would grow tired. yawn escaping from his short muzzle, he’d find the one spot that wasn’t covered in snow and make himself at home. soon enough, he’d fall asleep, tail wrapping around his body as a blanket to keep himself warm during the cold winter night.

[skunkstrunk]

ehehehe --- like this for a starter! please specify muse, too!

[incrrctcode]

* / shit my sister said while she was away at college prompts

❝ even the clearance section at hollister makes me feel broke ❞ 

❝ LOL just use the microwave, [name] ❞

❝ … bra letters? ❞

❝ i told mom to take you bra shopping ❞

❝ take an uber visit me ❞

❝ i just wanted to wish you good luck damn bitch ❞

❝ but slowly and surely i’ll start collecting them ❞ 

❝ flattop waiter texted me back ❞

❝ when are you going to come visit me ❞

❝ NOOOOOOOO COME VISIT MEEEE ❞

❝ ILL BUY YOU FOOD I PROMISE ❞

❝ not a real date. a friend date ❞

❝ maybe if ur really nice i’ll ask him tomorrow ❞

❝ when he told me he likes being with me and thinks i like him i was like “oh word” ❞

❝ it’s fine, my friend and i are just gonna download dating apps together ❞

❝ i wish it were that easy in college ❞  

❝ I CANT STAND YOU ❞

❝ we love you in this household ❞

❝ IDK WE CRY ABOUT BEING SINGLE BUT THEN PEOPLE SHOW US ATTENTION AND WE LIKE YEET ❞

❝ can we have a photoshoot when you’re here ❞

❝ you wanna go bowling the night you come in? ❞

❝ it’s open until 1am so ❞

❝ ONLY IF SHE PRACTICES OTHERWISE SHE GOTTA BE QUIET THE WHOLE TIME ❞

❝ my roomates are too close for me to want to talk out loud ❞

❝ ILL BUY YOU SUSHIIIIIII WHEN U COME ❞

❝ STOP DRAGGING MY FRIENDS ❞

❝ I barely have time for myself. I miss [pronoun] too but I – ❞

❝ i just feel so bad ❞

❝ it’s had me moody all night ❞

❝ worm ❞

❝ you’re not going to your boo’s house ❞

❝ bring the roku ❞

❝ good idea tho i’ll as my friend if they want to babysit you ❞ 

❝ WTF WHY WHATS THE DELAY ❞

❝ SCREAMS INTO THE ABYSS ❞

❝ looks into the distance ❞

❝ tell the train to go faster ❞

❝ we’re going to have to haul ass to the bowling place ❞

❝ he tries his best okay ❞

❝ calm down with texting me every night ❞

❝ go check on her ❞    

❝ sorry for throwing you under the bus ❞

❝ but clearly SOMETHING went wrong ❞ 

❝ i look more alive but look at my fuccen zits ❞

❝ DABS ❞

❝ is everything okay ? ❞ 

❝ go drink water ❞

❝ IM PANICKING HIS MOM INVITED ME TO DINNER ❞  

@wlldyouths didn’t think i’d do it but i did