Throw me in the feels pit

here i can speak memese fluently.artblog: svitorpidor.tumblr.com

[japhers]

is raising a baby tiefling harder than raising a human baby?

OK SO WE KINDA HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE DM ABOUT THIS ONCE

we called it the Demonic Phase of their development

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it 

[halcyon1796]

Maia Roberts

[strongermonster]

hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

[strongermonster]

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a  birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

[mubpsycho100]

this is what shimazaki dodging the bullets in episode 9 woulda looked like if bones stopped being horny for .5 seconds

[shiroiraiha]

[chaaaaalk-and-things]

Elementals

[nevver]

Bullseye

[foolwave]

a variant of what kind of wildlife was left after a strange occurrence wiped out 2/3 of all life and mutated a further ½ of what remained. all animals kind of combined into one species with varying subtypes that more closely resemble different animals.  

[keybladesoras]

Stan Lee in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

[mar64ds]

They are married warner bros told me

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[beifongkendo]

Riot of colours and faces (Mononoke)

[vendetta06]

me wearing a good outfit: it’s because I’m gay

me wearing a bad outfit: it’s because I’m gay

[lantemancer]

#theyre the same outfit

[versatilememes]

#endorsed

[pururin]

[relationshipcrimes]

not to tell people what to do but as someone who’s been in fandom since i was like twelve, i promise that the only good fandom experience involves limiting your friend circle to, like, seven people. when you’re in a city, you don’t make friends with every douchebag on the street. stringently vet the people who are allowed to influence you. in an age of people and companies constantly demanding your attention and energy, your happiness will grow best like flowers in a greenhouse in a terrible city; a contained, curated space allows happiness to flourish. keep it small and don’t be sorry to tell people to stay the fuck out of your greenhouse.

[relationshipcrimes]

you get it

[porterr-robinson]