it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii đ okayđ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. đ„ș and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 𫹠and that is No Good đ ââïž hahaaa So. đ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! đŻ Uh oh! đ There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! đ€š Whaaat? đ€·ââïž Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. đ I've been killing people,













