Skyler's random thoughts

What am I even doing here? Also, I use she/he

[skylerlovecraft]

James: Um, Pads, I have two things I need to tell you, but I'm not sure you'll support me... so, first things first, I think I'm not straight- Sirius: Prongs, that's okay! I'll always support you, you know you're like a brother to me. James: Right, now the other thing. So, while we're on the topic of brothers-

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[skylerlovecraft]

Just a simple painting I've made today 🤷‍♂️ btw it's supposed to look like that thing in the middle hypnotized the eyes around, I hope it makes sense

[skylerlovecraft]

Sirius: *walks in, looking like an absolute mess*

James: Oh my, what happened?

Sirius: I, uhm... I was just doing... something

Remus: *walks in, trying to catch his breath*

James: Oh my god, what is happening to everyone?

Peter: *sighs and looks at Remus* Well hey there something

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

James: I will torture you now

Regulus: Kinky

James: You’re the brightest star in the sky

Regulus: What?

James: I think you are beautiful and lovely

Regulus, backing away: W-wait, no-

James: Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved

Regulus: I NEED A SAFE-WORD

[apoetsworld]

James: -so yeah we’re moving near the deepest lake in the UK! Regulus and I in the manor and Sirius and Remus is the cottage!

Sirius: IM GOING TO LIVE WITH MOONYYY

Lily: So you two.

James and Sirius: mhm

Lily: Are moving near the deepest body of water in all of the UK

James and Sirius: *nodding vigorously*

Lily: with the two most suicidal and anger issued people we know.

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

James: *deflating* they’re going to either drown themselves or—

Sirius:*visibly shaking*…drown us?

[mrsfrecklesmaraudersau]

James: (panicking) I don't know if I am going to be a good father.

Marlene: James, you are basically our mother.

James:....

Peter: Yeah, remember you used to kiss Sirius' forehead good night?

Sirius: And when you yelled at Remus to drop his book and go to sleep early?

James:...

Remus: You call us your babies all the time.

Lily: James, you speak to our plants as if they were babies and you call them your princesses.

James:...

Mary: I saw you crying once when you saw an injured dog on the street.

Dorcas: You panicked when I accidentally cut my hand with a paper the other day.

James:...

James: (tearing up) I am going to be such a good father.

[skylerlovecraft]

Remus: Well that was fun, wasn't it?

Sirius: Moony, are you okay?

Remus: Yeah, why?

Sirius: Because we've just finished burying a body

[skylerlovecraft]

Sirius: I'm sorry, okay? I really didn't want to see you two together!

Regulus: Gosh, you know too much. Can you remind me to kill you later?

[atlidano]

Sirius: *tiptoes back to potters house late*

James, turning in his chair: where have you been?

Sirius, sweating nervously: I was… I was visiting my brother?..

Regulus, turning in another chair: really?

Sirius:

Sirius: wait, what the fuck are you doing here?

[atlidano]

Sirius: are you okay, moony?

Remus: long answer or short one?

Sirius: short

Remus: no

Sirius: long?

Remus: nooooo

[adharastarlight]

James: I'm gay-

Sirius: Oh, thats fine

James: -for your brother.

Sirius: Go. Back. Into. The. Closet.

[skylerlovecraft]

Remus: You are so fucking annoying, you are lucky that I love you.

Sirius: Aww! Anyways-

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Sirius: Hey look, I brought you some sweaters from the thrift store! And each one comes with a chocolate!

Remus: *looks at him in disbelief* Will you marry me?

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Walburga: If you don't break up with that half-blood werewolf coward, I will disown you!

Sirius: Maybe if we wait just a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand so I can give it to you.

[skylerlovecraft]

Sirius: Hey Moony, can I borrow one of those books that you keep crying over? I bet it's nothing.

Remus: Sure, go ahead.

*four hours later*

Sirius: *sobbing hysterically*

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Remus: Why would you even do that? It's so fucking risky!

James: You just answered yourself.