WARNING!!! this is an extremely random thing

18/male/panromantic/atheist

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[anxietyproblem]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by The Cannibal Orange

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

Zelda fan #1: THE BEST ZELDA GAME IS OCARINA OF TIME!

Zelda fan #2: NO! IT’S FUCKING TWILIGHT PRINCESS!

Zelda fan #3: A LINK TO THE PAST, BITCHES!

Me *places myself between the fans*: Guys, I think we all know the true Zelda masterpiece.

*Zelda fans 1, 2, and 3 proceed to chase me furiously down alleyways*

Me *in fear for my life* : IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

So deadmau5 is transphobic and homophobic huh?

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

Visit Original Link

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[aceofwonders]

Liam notices Sam’s flask

[tarydarrington]

Fjord: I summon the falchion, I hold it right up to his throat.

bonus matt:

[paulthebukkit]

Villager trailer: “Dear Villager: You have been cordially invited to the next Smash Bros.! We look forward to seeing you in battle.”

Duck Hunt trailer: “Yo sup we’re here. Wanna join Smash Bros.”

Inking trailer: “YOU ARE WITH US NOW. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. HAIL SAKURAI”

[sanicdahegehog]

SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

[renegade-jade]

Violin Exorcism

[mercilessmime]

When a party of bards attacks the warrior

[the-pikacrew]

[rainbowd00dles]

he caught the sun a little

[prokopetz]

Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

[stellarsylph]

Good post op

[parpatarts]

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

[mjalti]

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

[hidden-divinity]

my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

[nbvagabond]

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

[the-long-dog]

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

[songofkeys]

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Hitzel89)