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ulibeanzz

vivecguccibelt

marianhalcombes

i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart

marianhalcombes

no more of that “im gay and stupid” nonsense im gay and smart and im building a man that will be my downfall

golden-aire-girl

elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de

fungiblegoods

garbage-empress

time smells bad.

chrome--horse

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

garbage-empress

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

garbage-empress

@ryanthecynic

anarchblr

individuals will go into a system like I'm stronger than this system and will change it but no It's literally always the opposite

anarchblr

"I'm gonna join the the military and reform it from the inside" no you aren't. there aren't enough words in the english language to explain just how much you won't be able to do that

k-wame

gotinterest

no cops at pride just 3 bears and 10,000 rats

chillgamesh-the-swing

i think they’re called twinks

yasferatu-deactivated20220102

I am in tears at this lmaooo

eriquin

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks.

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick.

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

eriquin

I may regret this, but …

alertstatus

that’s a lot of dicks.

silencingthedrums

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

theonlydrewboo

😳😵‍💫🥴😌

valtsv

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

valtsv

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

gayopinion

conversations about homelessness would be a lot less time consuming if people agreed that homeless ppl deserve housing no matter what and not just when they're upstanding citizens ....... a lot of housed people you know are already doing the things you think homeless people should lose potential housing for....... including you probably!

lawbutch

where's that tweet that says "myth: homeless people spend their money on drugs and alcohol. fact: you do that too"

bunjywunjy

Bunjy, do you have any fun/cursed facts about sturgeon? They are my favourite fish

sturgeon are probably responsible for most of history’s “lake monster” sightings around the world! these giant fish do sometimes cruise around just under the surface, and from a distance their primordially scaly spines can look like some kind of fantastical serpent, or something.

“STAY OUT OF THE WATER”

these freshwater fish are generally huge, sure, but some individuals have been recorded as north of 20 feet long, which is frankly ridiculous.

add that to the fact that a single sturgeon can live for more than a century and you’ve got a lake-monster hypothesis!

(or sometimes “jesus christ how did a shark get into the Great Lakes?”)

sirius170103

Holy fucking Jesus, that thing could eat me whole and still have room for dessert!

bunjywunjy

WELL LUCKILY(?) FOR YOU, sturgeons of all sizes are bottom feeders that rely on a diet of shellfish, crustaceans, and tiny fish that they vacuum up out of the muck. they don't even really have teeth- a sturgeon couldn't bite you even if it wanted to.

and when I say "vacuum" I am, perhaps, speaking more literally than you are comfortable with! behold, the mouth of the sturgeon:

they literally just cruise along the bottom and Hoover up anything remotely edible that seems like it might fit in their face! HUGELY uncomfortable to look at, but not dangerous.

*muffled wet slurping noises*

yessirree, if a sturgeon wanted to do you in it would have to resort to beating you to death with its mighty tail, like god intended.

(which might happen if you try to harass a big one! these things have a SEVERE amount of muscle, and a sturgeon legally can be counted as a blunt weapon)