Hello there!

Pansexual. Still Cis though. Definitely. Don't think about it. :3 I aspire to die like one of the characters that make up my personality: „Stabbed in the back by a Clown“ (I hope someone here gets this)

[itsapmseymour]

How did you pick your characters' names? I keep imagining you drinking a macchiato one morning and suddenly gasping in realization

I took the Akira Toriyama approach,

Started with Fruits and Puns and then kept going lmao

[itsapmseymour]

[itsapmseymour]

Shape Shifting Mischievous Slime

[ariffet]

Beg's the question, if she is eons old, is she normally acting her age?

[itsapmseymour]

Yes and no,

Slimes is CosWon shapeshift all the time but tend to fall into a comfort zone based on experiences and personality, and also copy more animal like creatures.

Grape and Acai are special cases since they are more than the average Slime in the book and are able to shape into Elves.

Acai stunted herself mentally from being in the forests of Earth for too long (despite parading herself as this grand adventurer) so she has an immature outlook of the grander scheme of things, so in reality, despite being one of the oldest non-cosmic spirit characters in the book,

She is babey until she herself matures and experiences more outside of her comfort zones.

Think of her as a smaller high school graduate that goofed around most of classes but still passed and now just got thrown out into the greater world, then now is like “whoa…where the heck do I even start?!”

[itsapmseymour]

From the depths of their hearts…🤎💙

[itsapmseymour]

To those tagging it as Yuri, you owe Bah'Rhys an apology right now

[riverstyx4]

I don’t know anything about deltarune or undertale but I think William Afton is the roaring knight, actually

[were--ralph]

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

[were--ralph]

Xbox is closing down Hellblade creator Ninja Theory

The future of Senua, which Xbox just announced, is unclear.

Game sold badly? Fired

Game sold well? Fired

Game just came out? Fired

Game not out yet? Fired

Game literally just announced? Fired

Xbox is an active hindrance to the games industry and i think we'd genuinely be better without them and their shitty console no one buys

[were--ralph]

[Source]

Death to Xbox

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[rigormortem]

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

[homophobla]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[guiltygearofficial]

I will reveal another character to be transgender before the month is over. Be ready.

[guiltygearofficial]

Smash 4 Mario is officially Transgender!

[guiltygearofficial]

I never said it would be a Guilty Gear character.

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[violentoffender]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[no-one-offical]

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[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[kingcatnine]

known booboo moveset:

booboo wheel

booboo missile

booboo shield